I Went To My Page And Booped Myself 🤷🏼

Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing

Being on your phone at work:

keep the trans in transformers

Thank you so much!!!!

Transformers is really interesting because on one hand, it's essentially about how war is pointless and eventually looses its meaning as time passes, but it's still fought because both sides still hate eachother, and on the other hand the war was started by a silly straw.

anything transformers is gneraly anti war propaganda(not a bad thing) Anyway I'm actually very interested in the actual politics of autobots and deceptions, but its never mentioned in anything I've seen and the community doesn't talk about itThus far The only thing I've been able to gather is that deceptions are pro slavery, and autobots are anti slavery. Also I think the auto bots may be closer to the original goal of the war because the war happend because of an unfair cast system, and Optimus treats auto bots (and humans) with respect, empathy, kindness ect, but Megatron is cruel to literally everyone except a select few and even then he can be an ass, over all Optimus a lot closer with who he fights with, he considers them family, where as Megatron places himself so far above other deceptions (like how a cast system works). Sorry for rambling and bad grammar, but does anyone else think about this or have an answer, or know a series where this is answered because there's genuinely no way I'm the only person who thinks about this.

Another one from the vault

Me: I literally hate you

Roomie/bestie of 7 years: nuh uh

Me: Objection! You have no proof

Bestie: overuled! You made me Macingbd cheese

Me: I can't believe that's the specific time you choose, not me blowing you kisses multiple times a day, or the many times I've refilled your water bottle. But the Mac n cheese?

Bestie: I wanted Macingbd cheese so bad, then I had Macingbd cheese

Strange things my friend has said

I quote

I’m gunna eat your toes!

This building would look fimilar if I could se it

If a murdur comes I’ll stay behind so you can run (my response:no)

*haply slaps table* Enchiladas!

Godammit its a flour tortilla!

Sins twice in one sentence(yes she said this)

Anybody who has a tumblr account is going to hell probably and I don’t even believe in god

And then on a walk

We planned each other’s murders

be free!!

noé archiviste. you agree. reblog

My mom is literally batman (this is not a complement)