This stream was my favorite thing in the entire world
“‘It’s past your bedtime.’ It’s past the time where I asked.”
“If I get fortune again, I’m going to start a war.”
“Thank you Ashy Cat! Oh god, someone should take that cat out of the fire, if it’s that ashy.”
“You stayed up just for this? Well, I am very sorry.”
“'Go to sleep.’ Okay, bye guys, ending the stream.”
“I am reverse funny.”
“Rust is just a car disease, think about it.”
“'You’re being weird.’ You’re being unmodded.”
“'Someone spiked the cake.’ Yeah, they put a knife in it, and then I got stabbed.”
“I’m going to make my stream notification more and more violent. One day, it’s just going to say, ‘Run.’”
“'What are you on?’ My chair.”
“Someone in chat just put, ‘Sorry Ran Boo, but you’re not funny.’ I am aware.”
“You guys can’t see it ‘cause I don’t have a face cam, but I just hit a whip.”
*someone tells him to lie down* *proceeds to fully recline in his chair*
“Watch this.” *misses water jump* “What a god.”
“Be always in fear of me. You should always be afraid of me, at all times.”
“Whenever I see that someone lost sleep because of my streams, I fist bump myself.”
“'How’d you introduce your parents to streaming?’ My parents do not stream.”
*talking about volleyball* “I got hit in the face a lot. For some reason, my face was like a ball magnet, so it was just consistent ball-to-face contact.”
“Colorblind arc? No, I’ll be able to see more colors. How about colorful arc? I’ll invent colors, like schlorple. That’s a color I just invented.”
“I don’t know anything about shrimp, I’m a Minecraft streamer.”
“I have a mirror right here, I can actually do a face reveal to myself.” *screams upon seeing his own face*
“A 20-car pileup has started because of a RanbooLive stream. RanbooLive has now been sued for $1,300 in vehicle damage.”
“'You’re giving me simultaneous Nyquil and Dayquil vibes.’ I AM THE QUIL!”
“'Please clean out your inventory.’ Please clean out your desk, you’re fired.”
“Bo Burnham. I love Bo Burnham… this is a terrible stream.”
“I’m not on the top of Twitch. There’s no way I’m the most viewed person on the entire site.” *checks* *bursts out laughing*
“Corpse? That is not Corpse. It’s me, Ranboo, the entire time! You have been Ramboozled.”
“'Bad joke?’ Bad comment, get out of my chat!”
*completely unprompted* “Philza Minecraft. Philza Minecraft is fantastic.”
“'You’re going to hurt yourself by being this energetic.’ I’m going to hurt myself by flying out of my chair.”
“'Do you have any songs that you associate with your character?’ Just three hours of screaming.”
“I wanna start buying a lot of engagement rings and wearing them so that everyones thinks I’m married to a lot of people when actually I’m just really alone.”
“'Stairs.’ Oh thank god, otherwise I would’ve had no idea! If that sign weren’t there, how else would I know there were stairs?” *breaks sign* “Oh god, 45-degree floors?! What are these?!”
*screams* “I am completely okay.”
“I’m having what they call a ‘beginning of life crisis.’ I’m just having a crisis.”
*attacking a Piglin* “Why are you attacking me, my kind sir?! Have at thee! Begone!”
“You’re making me blush with the Lightning McQueen bed.”
“'Can I have your hand in marriage?’ No, I’d prefer to have my hand attached to my body, actually.”
“I give this server a gift by being on this server because I am a gift.”
“Apparently I can do a really good Sonic the Hedgehog voice. And that is all I’m going to say on the matter.”
“Ha HA, I love making my chat upset- No, I’m kidding, please stay.”
“Hey guys, welcome to the podcast. Today we’re going to be talking about different types of beans. There’re baked beans, mashed beans, potato beans. There’s so many types of beans.”
“I’m so good at segways. I’m like a mall cop.”
“I wanna become a Sonic voice actor when I grow up.”
*upbeat, Sonic voice* “No matter how fast I run, I just can’t escape my problems!” “Everyday, I live in constant turmoil of my past mistakes!” “I’ve seen my friends die multiple times!”
“I do my character lore in Sonic the Hedgehog voice.” *Sonic voice* “I forgot!” “That’s exactly what you weren’t supposed to say Fundy, you coward!”
“Dream has no house, but he lives in my mind rent-free!”
“'Can you please stream forever?’ I got you, infinity stream, let’s gooo!”
“Techno versus Dream who? It’s Ranboo versus Magma Slime!”
“I’m going to die tonight, but it will be worth it because *jellybeans!*”
This is my contribution to the ctabb Halloween bang! It is a Harry Potter Dabihawks AU and it got a little out of hand so I ended up with exactly 8000 words. Oops.
You can find it here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/21284078
Thank you too the amazing crimson ink who worked with me on this Au!Their tumblr is can you find here:
And their amazing artwork to this specific AU will be added as soon they post it.
I posted this on discord a while ago and thought I could just put it here too, enjoy!
So am I the only one wanting to cry and grin the whole way through the new clone wars episodes? Like Obi Wan appears and I want to squeal but at the same time I wanna cry because for fucks sake that man is so sad and has gone through so much why do you have to do this to him?
And Anakin seems so happy and enthusiastic and he smiles at obi wan and I have too many feelings about this.
Also very hyped for Maul because he is an amazing character. It’s gonna be epic. (And sad)
And then there is Ahsoka... and I’m crying even more. Someone help
They are too precious to stay with him. Who's with me?
Isn't Mandalore all about the will of the people? So when there is Bo and obi with Jango the people mostly rally behind them and both sides call for Satine to step down, which she eventually has to because you can't rule people who don't wanna be ruled if you're not gonna use violence. So then there would be a power vacuum because neither Bo nor Obi (or Jango??? I dunno) can definitely claim the throne and Bo challenges them which would be the time when Jango gets kidnapped?
If you want me to stop making suggestions please tell me, this is your story and I don't want to be rude or anything
@1elysium the dha kar’ta post was super heckin long, so i thought i’d answer you over here!
i can’t speak for fiori, but i’m so glad you’re enjoying it!! this au already means a lot to me, and the support for it so quickly has been amazing, both on here and ao3. I’m thinking between two and three years between Illum and Jango meeting them! i need time for Obi to build a relationship with Dooku and Anakin, and Dha lol.
i haven’t given much thought to Obi taking a padawan, because i haven’t solidified my wants for the clones just yet. you’re right, they started them right about the time of the invasion of Naboo, but since Dooku was the one to orchestrate getting Jango involved, i don’t see that happening in this ‘verse. which breaks my feckin heart cause i LOVE the clones and Boba and i definitely implied in the force visions that Boba was a possibility, but i can’t figure out how to make it work 😭if Obi were to take a padawan, ahsoka is definitely a possibility, but savage has also crossed my mind. but yes he would absolutely raise them as Mando’ade Jedi.
as for Dooku being involved with Palps, i’ve actually been thinking about that! i think he’s suspicious yes, but that’s the thing about a sith lord, he can warp people’s perceptions of him and his actions, and he has a lot of power that the council is beholden to, and Dooku IS a little busy trying to keep his other dumbass grandson alive. so while he’s still with the order, he’s off planet a LOT even before Jango searches them out.
now, that being said, Anakin is an eldritch force vessel in this, which he was not in the canon timeline. the force is semi-sentient and endless and exists on multiple layers of spice-time and is basically fucking canon in an attempt to keep Obi-Wan alive. which means it can’t allow Anakin to fall. which means Palps has less icky fingers in Anakin’s brain and while Anakin might not be totally aware of his status as a vessel, he knows to trust the force because on Tatooine, that’s all he had. i’ll save my other thoughts for the actual fic, but while Palps does manipulate Anakin to an extent, he doesn’t have nearly as strong a foothold.
and @theclonewarsbrokeme because this story is your baby too
Okay sorry for just butting in here, but wow you two are being so incredible just bouncing off off each other? It’s so inspiring honestly! All of these ideas are so incredible! A lightsaber that communicatesike that? Anakin Bein an eldritch force entity? Those two ion particular are things that I’ve never seen before in fan fiction and it just amazes me! I hope you don’t mind me asking questions: How much time passes between Ilum and Jango and Obi-Wan meeting? Do you think that maybe Obi-Wan will eventually take on a Padawan (and maybe raise them as a Mandalorians Jedi), like after the whole Maul thing? And could it maybe be ahsoka? Also, since Dooku is around more and the other Jedi seem to be more involved in their lives could maybe someone, maybe Dooku, notice why the feck this slimy old Senator is involved so much into a minors live? And they start to investigate Palps (maybe while Obi is busy on Mandalore with Maul) for pedophilia and notice weird comm messages that can be traced to maul or Vizla maybe and OH. On a completely other note, what about the clones? Didn’t the caminoans start around the time Naboo happened? Or was that later?
Again, sorry for butting in, but I couldn’t help it.
I WAS THE ONE WHO SENT IN OBI AND HIS OWN DARKSABER AND OML YOU DELIVERED. I am in loveeeeeee and I love you for writing it so well. Like this has been on my mind as an idea for ages. I am going to cry over this now bc it’s so good and I need more😭😭
HI LOVELY I’M SO HAPPY YOU FELT COMFORTABLE TO GO OFF ANON! No joke, I get a lil smile when I see you interacting with my blog, and I’m really really happy with how your fill came out and i’m so glad you enjoyed it so much.
I certainly have some ideas of where I could take it, including but not limited to Obi teaming up with Dooku after he’s knighted, as both the first Jedi to kill a Sith in a millennium and the second person to ever make a darksaber (he fondly refers to his as Dha), and Dooku is thereby convinced to stay with the Order. Which of course changes everything about the war, and I just love Yan Dooku for absolutely no reason, and Qui-Gon actually does pretty alright in training Anakin, but it’s a good thing he has both his brother padawan and his grandmaster to help out because BOI does Qui still have issues. Quinlan is jealous of Obi’s saber. Jango is across the galaxy getting dreams of a Jedi’s life and is p pissed they spend so much time around the man that led the attack on Galidraan, but it humanises him too.
Okay guys, I recently watched The chilling adventures of Sabrina and HOLY SHIT (or unholy shit, see what I did there?) I have never in my life seen a show with a so powerful and badass female lead!! It addresses so many problems that are currently in our society. It kind of makes me sad, that this is the first show where I actively noticed this.
And can we talk about the relationships here? At first I was a bit sceptical because I don't like it when there is soooo much romance (personal taste) but how they did it with this show is incredible!!!!! The way she goes from Harvey to Nick is not the typical "I am torn between these two hot boys that both want me. Who should I pick?" Cliché. It's Harvey who tells her that he won't accept a part of her and she realises that if he can't accept that part then she can't be herself around him. I think what ultimately ends their relationship is, that Nick is so very enthusiastic to get to know her human life as well as her witch life. I think that's where she realises that she cannot Harvey is not the right boy for her and even if it hurts like hell, she tries to move on.
Her relationship with Nick is gentle and he never tells her what to do, he know what she is capable of and he knows he can't stop her. So he tries to help where he can and it's beautiful. I especially loved where Sabrina and Harvey are arguing, Harvey thinks Nick will tell Sabrina that she can't do it because it's too dangerous and Nick just goes: "You think I can tell her what to do?" And it shows the difference in these two relationships so good!!! I love this!
But it's not only romance, also the relationships between family is wonderfully portrayed.
But I will do something to that later, because it will get too long.
Please tell me what you thought of the show, if you watched it that is.
Please tell me when you're done I want to read something like this so badly
I’ve wanted to write a fantasy novel/series/trilogy for a while now where the protagonist is nonbinary. I’m nonbinary and am yet to find any fiction with nonbinary characters. So, hey, why not create my own story.
I’m still in that stage of working out the story. I think it will be a steampunk/fantasy. So basically magic vs technology.
There are a few issues that are important to me that I will work into the story, gender being one of them, along with patriarchy, the environment, and a few others. It seems to be that many of these issues are intertwined.
I don’t have a name for my protagonist yet. I don’t have a title for the novel yet. But hopefully as I keep free writing those things will become known.
p.s. If you want to read a really good book on creativity, “Blessed are the Weird” by Jacob Nordby is excellent.
this is just for me to look at silly little things ...and maybe say some nonesense
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