Joke From Discord Thats Most Likely Been Told Already 

Michael, drinking two slushies at once: ‘sup

J.D: *pulls a slushy out of nowhere* ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

Dan Avidan things to appreciate

that little squeaking sound he makes when he laughs too hard 

his sneezes 

when he whistles 

cHeSt HaiR  

the way his shirt rides up when he lays down

his bouncy curls

THE LEATHER JACKET 

his glasses 

when he wears the Danny Sexbang costume and you can see the bulge

his smile 

when he sometimes sticks his tongue out 

when his hair flows in the wind 

the faces he makes when he lip-syncs to his favorite songs 

the little gray hairs in his beard 

his chin 

JAWLINE

giant thumbs/fingers/hands (all of them)

PONYTAIL 

literally not being able to see his eyes because of his hair

LIPS 

his love for football 

mirror selfies 

ARMS 

the way he moves his hips when he dances

when he talks about memes he likes 

his pronunciations of certain words

HIM!!! 

Feel free to add more as you please, let’s keep the list going!

Fuck your zodiac sign, what’s your fav Yagami Yato nickname?

I have been randomly belting “Kiss From A Rose” because of all my Game Grumps binge-watching. I am an unstoppable force until I hear that

BA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA

BA BA DY YA

THEY KISS

I’M SO HAPPY FOR THEM

chu~˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

bonus: damian.exe stopped working

I’ve got demon eyes, and they’re looking right through your anatomy… into your deepest fears. Baby, I’m not from here. I’m from the Nightosphere.

feeling severely unwell

HONEY, WATCHU WAITIN’ FOR?

WELCOME TO MY CANDY STORE

IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO PROVE YOU’RE NOT A LOSER ANYMORE

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