I will yoink those pantaloons before you can even think about eating them
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Mulan quote in Hogwarts Legacy [1/5]
Professor Fig: The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.
Sebastian: Sir?
Professor Fig: You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty.
usually the comment section of a post is a dreadful, horrifying place, but not on this post
you found a safehaven
everyone in the comments is just talking about their favorite soup
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choosing where to put Garreth was the easiest decision in my life.
Ominis: Tonight, one of you will betray me.
MC: *gasp* Is it me Ominis?
Ominis: No dear, it’s not you.
Anne: Is it me?
Ominis: No my love, not you.
Sebastian: *scratching the back of his neck sheepishly* Um…is it me Ominis?
Ominis: *mockingly* iS iT mE oMiNiS?!
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MC saves the Sallows
gender is a competition and i'm losing on purpose. i read the handbook and diligently wrote down every single rule violation i could perform. i even invented new ones
1,113 words written. I'm making progress holy fuck
Only when the maggots bury neath my eyes will such a thing occur as a possibility
hey queen I'm going to need you to go to sleep. go to bed.
hey queen I'm going to need you to go to sleep. go to bed.
voting in every poll I find because it's fun and also I am power hungry
MC: Headmaster, what are we going to do?!
Phineas: Take broom, go to Hogsmeade, kill Rookwood, grab Lodgok, go to the Three Broomsticks, have a nice cold butterbeer, and wait for all of this to blow over!
Professor Garlick, After her first staff meeting: Wow, That was certainly educational. Are the staff meetings always like that?
Professor Weasley, laughing: No, No, of course not!!!
Professor Weasley, suddenly looks nervous: Sometimes they are much, much worse.
Sebastian: I think my guardian angel drinks.
MC, looking at Ominis who is visibly drunk: Considering your lack of self control and self preservation, I would have to agree.
MC:*after listening to Sebastian and Ominis panicking about something*: Relax.
MC: We'll just make it look like an accident.
Rookwood, about Sirona: I like a woman that makes me feel alive but also lets me know that it may not be for long.
Professor Black: But when did you... HOW did you…
Professor Weasley: Phineas, the day something happens here and I don't know about it, *worry*.
Ominis: *orders food fluently in parseltongue to impress MC*
McDonald's drive-thru employee: ...What??
MC: What do I get?
Sebastian: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.
MC: Ooh, check, check, and check, not sure about that last one.
Sebastian: It won’t be you.
MC I’ll get my coat.
Rookwood: You're too late! You'll never stop me now!
MC: That's where you're wrong, evil-doer! We will stop you with the powers of:
Natsai: Friendship!
Poppy: Harmony!
Sebastian: Incredible violence!
Amit: And love!
Professor Black: *to students* I’m your headmaster. What I say goes!
Professor Weasley: ...through me for final approval.
Professor Black: Through professor Weasley for final approval
Poppy: *sitting outside a cafe, enjoying coffee and a newspaper* Highwind: *sitting at her feet people-watching*
*A thud against the other side of the window they’re sitting beside makes them both look up*
MC, inside the cafe with both palms flat against the window and her face too close to the glass: CAN I PET YOUR HYPPOGRYFF?
Sebastian: Look we all have a role in this team:
Sebastian: I come up with dumb ideas,
Sebastian: Ominis tells me why they won’t work,
Sebastian: MC convinces me to do them anyway.
My charts are extremely scientific
when work comes under new management and in the restructuring you’re placed in charge of the new hires
(AKA my clone trooper oc who suddenly finds himself managing a squad of new storm troopers)
halloween is coming. Animation done with ink
Part 1 | Part 2 (You're Here!)
READ RIGHT TO LEFT
CHAPTER 1 (PRT 2)
And here's part 2 of the SI fanfic This Bites by Xomniac. Oh boi was this a doozy. Soundbite is really fun to draw with all sorts of expression using his eyes and due to his power I get to mess around with the text a bit.
[Commission] + [Kofi]
Idk why there's so little fanart for This bites! But Im proud to say, I'm here to remedy that.
Cat with no trust issues
Cat with no trust issues