I will yoink those pantaloons before you can even think about eating them
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🎵 On the third day of Cross-mas, some weirdo gave to me~
Three “expies”~
Two Unluckies~
And your favorite BROB~ 🎵
🎵 On the second day of Cross-mas, some weirdo gave to me~
Two Unluckies~
And your favorite BROB!~ 🎵
On the first day of Cross-mas, some weirdo gave to me~ Your favorite BROB~!
It’s that time of year again.
THE HELL YOU MEAN THIS BITES! HAS TUMBLR PRESENCE!? GET ME IN ON THIS SHIT!!!
Anyhoo, howdy everyone! The name’s Snail, fellow fanfic enjoyer, fanfic writer and TB! aficionado! I’ll be sharing more than just Cross and the gang. Go read This Bites!. It is actual peak.
Not just any self-insert can get his ass beat by absolutely anyone. That’s why we love Cross!
…..so this is hella late
I’ve no excuse
A little drawing a did for the one piece fan latter- of baby Cross and Soundbite
:o
imagine being a Korean person awake at like one in the morning trying to accept that the president of South Korea actually just tried to go full dictatorship by way of an emergency martial law because he was basically having a political temper tantrum and every agency and corporation in the country is all hands on deck, code red mode on everything and the military is being deployed and then the assembly revokes the martial law and then the president is like lol nevermind and now you have to get ready to work at your shitty job on a Wednesday
Long for the relationship of person writing a cookbook and their lover painting the pages
OMG ITS PERFECT YESSSS
RIP Jeremiah Cross, you will be missed.
The mans needed a win
Get 'im Soundbite!
(felt bad for doing him dirty like that earlier, so have this)
I gotta say I love the beef Usopp and Soundbite have going on
Usopp rn:
Based on this:
(I put the numbers on the dialogue bubbles because why not)
10/10 I love him I love him I love him
Rate Cross' costume on a scale from 1 to 10
Soundbite is very terrified. Truly a nightmare. The slimy bastard had it coming, probably.
BOOP
Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops
This is the greatest Manual of all time
To Boop - either tap the boop button next to someone's name or go to their blog and tap the cat paw icon
To Super Boop - go to someone's blog and hold the cat paw icon until it spins once, then let go
To Evil Boop - go to someone's blog and hold the cat paw icon until it spins twice, then let go
Can't Boop - either you or the person you're trying to Boop hasn't opted in yet
To Opt In - go to your feed and you'll see the boop-o-meter and the option to opt in
I'll update this when I know how to get certain badges and such.
YEETALY DEET MY LOVELY HAMD-SOME
Sometimes it hits me that This bites! is bigger than the entire Harry Potter series
It’s also bigger than the Fire and Ice series (game of thrones)
And triple the lotr series
._.
My ability to process word counts is forever tainted by This Bites! Like dude I’ll see a one shot that’s 40k and I’ll be like “Sweet, normal sized!”
My brother in Christ it is not the normal size
Oh yeah? *Wizardifies your radio host*
A This Bites! Color mashup that I did for my painting class
Far too lazy to ink this but yeetaly deet have some race swap sketches
I’m just imagining you in your corner like
It’s spooky season!
I always liked the idea of Cross and Uta being similar so why not have him dress up as her
As for Soundbite everytime I hear those wizard spell tik toks I can’t help but think of him so bam wizard snail
Cross has made the horrible, oh so horrible mistake of asking Nami for berris. Interests have now made him completely broke.
or: Florida man is so flabbergasted over being poor he now looks like a mix between Justin Bieber, Ellen DeGeneres AND Donald Trump, if we push it enough.
I know he would absolutely despise these comparisons. I, however, find this image hilarious.
Cross pulling up to the emergency meeting in the middle of the night
(There was no emergency, Soundbite was feeling humorous and decided to mess with everyone)