from chapter 17 of This Bites!
I’m definitely late to this but the inspiration worm will not leave me be
🎵 On the seventh day of Cross-mas, some weirdo gave to me~
Seven toms a-peeping~
Six fits of laughter~
FIIIIIIVE KUNG-FU SEEEEEALS~
Four matching shirts~
Three “expies”~
Two Unluckies~
And your favorite BROB~ 🎵
On the first day of Cross-mas, some weirdo gave to me~ Your favorite BROB~!
kinda wanna scream. I wanna yell really really loud. click keep reading if you wanna scream together
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LIKE??? COME ON.
WHAT THE SHIT.
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Listening to hot to go on repeat like a silly little toad
[Queue “Now that we’re men!” From the SpongeBob movie.]
Garreth: Oh cool look, a dragon in the distance!
Sebastian: Oh wow! *smiles*
Leander: Amazing!
Amit: Goodness me!
Everett: Woah!
Dragon: *flying through the sky, towards them*
Garreth: ...
Sebastian: *narrows his eyes*
Leander: (??)
Amit: Erm..
Everett: *starts slowly standing*
Ominis: Why's everyone gone so quiet?
Garreth: Does it look like it's getting closer?
Dragon: *suddenly speeds up and roars as it approaches them*
Sebastian: FUCKING HELL!!!
Garreth: *SCREAMS*
Leander: *HOLLERS*
Amit: *YELLS* OH MY GOD!!
Everett: *CRYING*
Ominis: W-WHAT THE F-
(They all scramble to their feet, Sebastian throwing Ominis over his shoulder as they start running for their lives)
~
I hope everyone heals soon 🌱
Here are your pretty flowers
🌹🌸🌻🌷🌼💐🪷🌺
For trying each day.
I will yoink those pantaloons before you can even think about eating them
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