“How many people have died to achieve this world domination of yours?” “769.” “…What?” “769 people died to achieve my plans. I counted them, and had each of their names etched on my throne so I never forget what my victory cost the world. Now tell me, how many have you killed to see me dead?”
BOOP
Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops
in my mind Renka is in Azkaban and no one will tell me different
also
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
It’s my everything your honor
I can make things now.
this is too much power
🎵 On the second day of Cross-mas, some weirdo gave to me~
Two Unluckies~
And your favorite BROB!~ 🎵
YEETALY DEET MY LOVELY HAMD-SOME
Ominis: *orders food fluently in parseltongue to impress MC*
McDonald's drive-thru employee: ...What??
MC: What do I get?
Sebastian: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.
MC: Ooh, check, check, and check, not sure about that last one.
Sebastian: It won’t be you.
MC I’ll get my coat.
Rookwood: You're too late! You'll never stop me now!
MC: That's where you're wrong, evil-doer! We will stop you with the powers of:
Natsai: Friendship!
Poppy: Harmony!
Sebastian: Incredible violence!
Amit: And love!
Professor Black: *to students* I’m your headmaster. What I say goes!
Professor Weasley: ...through me for final approval.
Professor Black: Through professor Weasley for final approval
Poppy: *sitting outside a cafe, enjoying coffee and a newspaper* Highwind: *sitting at her feet people-watching*
*A thud against the other side of the window they’re sitting beside makes them both look up*
MC, inside the cafe with both palms flat against the window and her face too close to the glass: CAN I PET YOUR HYPPOGRYFF?
Sebastian: Look we all have a role in this team:
Sebastian: I come up with dumb ideas,
Sebastian: Ominis tells me why they won’t work,
Sebastian: MC convinces me to do them anyway.
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CHAPTER 1 (PRT 2)
And here's part 2 of the SI fanfic This Bites by Xomniac. Oh boi was this a doozy. Soundbite is really fun to draw with all sorts of expression using his eyes and due to his power I get to mess around with the text a bit.
[Commission] + [Kofi]
I will yoink those pantaloons before you can even think about eating them
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