It's Ok I'm A Southerner And I Also Have A Seething Hatred For Summer Sometimes. The Only Positive I

It's ok I'm a southerner and I also have a seething hatred for summer sometimes. The only positive I find is the everpresent greens.

So many southerners are gonna make fun of me but

I f**king hate summer

The flowers? Love. Green trees? Love. The gentle heat of the sun? Hell yeah.

But noooo I'm here up NORTH in WASHINGTON. THE RAINY BlTCH STATE. The grass is dead and brown and all the flowers are already shriveled in the heat (except the exotic species those are thriving). The fruit trees are producing wonderfully all through town but I can't walk to any of them because I get lightheaded and nauseous when out for more than half an hour.

It's only 30°c out here, but the thermometer easily caps out in the sun. That same sun I was just walking under for an hour and a half and now I want to collapse.

I miss winter. The snow is beautiful, and that sharp sting of the cold burns but at the same time it feels so good. You can freeze your room by leaving the windows open and then bundle up under a cocoon of blankets without overheating and watch a movie while everything outside is icy. Walking in a snowy forest at night is ethereal, and you feel like a spirit. Walking in the forest at night in summer and you'll be tripping over trash while trying to avoid people and not get stabbed.

Lamenting rant over I needed to get this out of my system while I cooled down.

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8 months ago

so that's what christianparentsreviews was talking about

I've personally always found it weird that Burn was a c@nnibal and everybody just forgets and ignores that. I mean like I get she was already a little kooky with the Weirdling Tower but c@nnibalism??

In book one, when Scarlet shows Glory to Burn, Burn says "Waste of food." and although it states immediately after that that she looked jealous, it does indeed mean that Burn would eat her own species, and she may have possibly already done so with her prisoners.

I think she’s saying that feeding Glory would be a waste of food, not that Scarlet should eat Glory or otherwise it’d be a waste of food.

7 months ago
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9 months ago

Six-Claws is best girl.

Six-Claws is best girl.

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7 months ago

fair take

I've seen closed fantribes get compared to NFT shit, and that makes me feel a little weird.

Like, okay, I get it. You guys don't like closed fantribes. I also have very complicated feelings about them!! But NFTs suck so much harder omg. A lot of NFTs contain stolen art, AI art, or just really bad quality art (also, they're bad for the environment) (and a lot more). You can't compare that to some of the drop-dead GORGEOUS, detailed, hand-made designs I've seen come out of some these fantribes. You can make more of a case for MYO tickets and junk, but give the artists with actual talent a tiny break 😭 Honestly, a lot of them just wanna pay their hospital bills and afford food (and closed fantribes just tend to grab more attention/money).

Again, I 100% understand the beef with closed fantribes and agree with the criticisms people make about them. But to me, NFTs are a whole new level of ew.

Probably gonna get eaten alive for this opinion, but this IS an account for hot takes, so 😁

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7 months ago

I personally think Chameleon's skywing name should have been Phoenix, not Soar. He left his old life behind and lived as a skywing (and many other dragons) instead. Tui was already being on the nose with his names with Chameleon and Shapeshifter, why not add onto that and name him Phoenix?

I Personally Think Chameleon's Skywing Name Should Have Been Phoenix, Not Soar. He Left His Old Life
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can I use these for my background?

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9 months ago

The question is "kill yourself"

Winter: Here's a question for all you mind readers out there.

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6 months ago

me core

Just registered for Selective Service. If I have to do the ACFT or something, I'll just fail on purpose. I'm not serving for this fuckign country. On the flip side, I can now register to vote.


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8 months ago

Blaze!

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6 months ago

I made a new silly

Her name is Pyra

She is a skywing dragonet

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I Made A New Silly
I Made A New Silly

She's missing a leg(dragonflame cactus explosion)

Other then that, she has no backstory or anything, so feel free to give ideas and headcanons and stuff for her


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