Clint: Why Is Sam Crying?

the association between water and death in alex rider has always been so fascinating to me because…it’s water. you cannot live without it; on paper it is so much less threatening than a gun or a bomb or a deadly virus. and yet time and time again alex half-drowns. in the mine and the jellyfish tank in stormbreaker; destroying the gentleman’s boat and breaking into sarov’s compound in skeleton key; locked in the cellar in scorpia; diving in ark angel; the pleasures’ car crashing into the loch in crocodile tears; waterboarded by the CIA in scorpia rising. when alex meets yassen again in eagle strike, they are on a jetty by the sea. venice is a city slowly sinking into the water. to kill john they had to blow up a plane; to kill ian they had to wait until he was alone on a country lane to put two bullets in his skull; in another world the rider brothers might have avoided these things, but how do you avoid water. how do you avoid becoming your father’s son and your uncle’s nephew when you’ve never known anything else, never been given any other choice. the first time alex sees julia rothman in scorpia, ‘she was on the water; Alex was on the land’. it doesn’t last. he follows her without thinking.

Can I ask right........ its not only me who has random moments when scrolling through the Rider fandom that they just wish they could see Alan Blunt at that moment in time and give him the biggest punch in the face. Its not just me is it?

CHAPTER 2

Chapter 1

Lothwolfwalkers AU Masterpost 

This is the last of the exposition I swear sfjdgfd

@buckybicycle Thank you so much for commissioning me and for being so patient with me! I had fun drawing them together. <3

I just a cute idea I had. Qui-Gon as an Irish Wolfhound, and Obi-Wan as a Duck Toller Retriever.

They're so cute!!!

AMAZING I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!

Happy Holidays everyone. I decided to give the Riders a happy Christmas this year despite my base instincts telling me otherwise.

Also, thanks to everyone who gave me suggestions for what to do in this drawing. I basically completely ignored them, but it was the thought that counted in this situation.

Idiots online: THIS ACTOR IN A STAR WARS SHOW DOESN'T HAVE EXPERT KNOWLEDGE OF STAR WARS!!! ARRGGHGH!!!! STAR WARS IS RUINED!!!! Meanwhile Harrison Ford: Who the fuck is Anakin and why are you asking me?

Good Things™ in The Lightning Thief cast recording

“yEah, the gods are real [BEAT] and they have kids [BEAT] and those kids have isSUESSSSSSS”

“look….. I didn’t wanna be a halfblood” (!!!)

“but my life? HMM”

when grover just straight up baas and then pretends that nothing happened

“she threw a peanut butter sandwich at you. I blocked it, with my head”

“………that’s dedicated for a substitute”

just all the blue food references in Strong

“oh look, a strange man in a Hawaiian shirt”

“you drool when you sleep” (!!!)

“for me, not for you, yOU’D BE DEAD”

“who am I to give relationship advice I’m literally the god of alcohol”

“another terrible daaaaaay” “MR BRUNNER” “at camp half blood-” “YOU’RE A HORSE” “where everythiiiing’s the worst” “WHAT IS HAPPENING”

“I need a drink”

“welcome to the dysfunctional family”

“it’s gonna be bloody murder she wrote”

“you know what to do.” “yup. hide in a tree!”

“PLANTING AND PLANTING AND PLANTING’S A PAIN”

grover crying in the background after he sings about pan

“my father is kronos…….. remember my lecture he ate he his children” …. “chiron wins”

everyone’s singing about how shitty their parents are and percy just starts singing about how much he loves his mum

actual chills as the oracle sings the prophecy

ALL of Good Kid

“I’ll be the first” “aND I’LL BE THE SECOND FIRST!!!”

every time Annabeth says seaweed brain

“demon triplet math teachers”

“all our food was in there all our clothes were in there aLL OUR FOOD WAS IN THERE”

“I don’t wanna die in the Garden State!”

Grover talking to the squirrel

“that seems kinda,, nuts” ……….. “you hurt his feelings”

“aww is that a chihuahua?” “IT’S A CHIMERA”

THE DAM JOKES

BIANCA DI ANGELO’S TINY CAMEO AT THE LOTUS HOTEL

all of The Tree on The Hill holy shit

“maybe doesn’t let me go back and save her”

“it’s there reminding me of all I failed to be”

“do you have any josh groban?” “we will,, eventually”

“who has two turntables and three sick heads??? everybody give it up for DJ CERBERUS!”

“plus a half-goat with a great goatee!”

“you’re the two best friends this screw-up’s ever had”

every time Mr D gets Percy’s name wrong

the moment in Last Day of Summer that Percy realises Luke betrayed him

“don’t feel bad bc I’m usually about to die”

I still think about them a lot🤧