My Top 10 KPOP Songs Of 2023

I was waiting for Takenaka’s appearance to post this! but I refuse to believe Tome hasn’t Rick Rolled him on accident at least once

(Edit: Part 2 for everyone who thinks Tome would do it on purpose)

*Evil guy undercover at a Wayne gala and the kids forget they’re in their civilian clothes*

Tim(to Jason): You chloroformed the janitor?!

Dick: We’re in trouble. We have to do something.

Tim: I don’t know what to do. My whole brain is crying.

Jason: Guys, guys, guys. Hey, hey. I have an idea. Okay, it may sound a little weird, but trust me.

*Evil guy starts to wake up and groans*

*Dick, Jason, and Tim pretend to wake up*

Evil guy: What’s happening?

Dick: Oh, we ALL got chloroformed!

Tim: Somebody chloroformed all of us.

Jason: And now we’re regaining consciousness together!

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

It's funny to see people (even miss lam) assume that I will come tomorrow because of how uncommon it is for me to skip school. Sorry peeps, ajk chem needs a break too

@thrilleddragon I have taken the chem trial paper from ms lam just now!!!!🥺

hmm

@apokoshit yea, no

remember that time in the Injustice movie when Batman broke into the actual White House to yell at the President of the United States for kidnapping Clark’s parents?

shit i’ve heard chemistry majors say, pt... 3?

- you! you and whatever it is you’re holding are staying on THAT side of the room where there’s no one you can kill

- Tasting the analyte is strictly forbidden as it may contain toxic components. - line from laboratory manual

- professor, with an ominous tone: your graduate thesis committee will consist of five people, and not all of them are… good people

- *to lab instructor* so hypothetically, if someone were to spill a large amount of iodine onto… something, and this is hypothetical, then how would you hypothetically remove it? this is, of course, hypothetical

- my most effective method of qualitative analysis is called Guessing

- student: this isn’t dissolving, i think i’m going to try aqua regia   three separate people simultaneously, from different parts of the room: NO!!!!!!

- i think the person who wrote down the colors of these solutions was colorblind

- lab technician: how are you using up so much ethanol, it’s like you’re drinking it or something   students: *nervous glances*

- you’re sharing your workspace with him? …do you have life insurance?

- student: so how close do you think Professor […] is to reporting us to a psych evaluation team?

- professor: so let’s say you want to make a thermonuclear bomb. no, nuclear bombs are for idiots. now, thermonuclear bombs…

Ed: Here you are, Dad. A nice hot cup of coffee.

Roy: Oh, it’s cold.

Ed: Nice cup of coffee.

Roy: It’s horrible!

Ed: Cup of coffee.

Roy: I’m not even sure it is coffee.

Ed: Cup.

Says the person who wanted to take 75% of the shares and dissed engineers 😐

@thrilleddragon broke off our kl drift truce because she refused to split the money with me 💔

this ramadan we pray for peace and aid for the people of palestine. this ramadan we remember the previous ramadans, where thousands of palestinians were massacred. this ramadan we honour palestine, and may we see a free palestine next ramadan