Once I Figure Out How To Pop My Shoulders Properly It’s Over For You Clowns

Sero: Some creatures are best left alone to look after themselves

Sero: My boyfriend is one of those creatures

Kaminari: I’m sorry I didn’t mean to burn the nuggets

Kaminari: Road work ahead?

Iida, sighing loudly: Uh, yeah I sure hope it does.

Bakugou: What did you three do?

Kaminari: I had a plan

Sero: I went to save him from his own stupidity

Kirishima: I just followed Sero

Bakugou: Sero is off the hook for saving his boyfriend and Kirishima is off the hook because he’s Kirishima

Kaminari: And you like him

Bakugou: I never said you were off the hook

(Cue Bakugou chasing Kaminari)

A conversation between my friends:

Person A: *eating m&ms*

Person B: hey! I called the m&ms in your mouth!

Sero: Kaminari you owe me

Kaminari: Since when?

Sero: I’m you’re boyfriend. Also I have a list of situations where you would have died without my help.

Kaminari: Fair. What do you need?

More bot accounts are following me. I’m going to start biting people. Leaf me alone. *yes that was intentional*

Good afternoon girl, I am being harassed by bot accounts

It’s summer once again!

Mina, crying: Please just use a ponytail holder

Sero, shoving another hairclip in his hair: I refuse

Mina: Let’s go to McDonalds kids!

Sero: No

Kaminari: So we’re dating now?

Sero: Yes?

Kaminari: KIRI I WON THE BET

Kirishima: BAKUGOU AND I HAVE BEEN DATING FOR A MONTH ARE YOU THAT OBLIVIOUS?

Kaminari: ALRIGHT THEN CHOOSE YOUR SNACK.