Iida After Midoriya Injures Himself Again: This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

Mina: Look at Kaminari go. I wonder what he’s listening to.

Bakugou: Probably something stupid

Kaminari’s headphones

Midoriya: It’s now illegal to be mean to me

Bakagou: Guess I’m going to jail

Midoriya: There’s always one friend not down for murder.

Midoriya: We’ve confirmed it’s not Iida

Random Writing Prompt 2

You are the last full human in the world, which is overrun with supernatural creatures. They are taking you in for testing as you are the only one immune to a new disease.

Sero: Being the responsible one is so funny. There are definitely people more responsible than me but they would rather have a decent life than care for a bunch of goblins so it's just a bunch of feral gremlins cared for by a slightly less feral gremlin.

Girl who doesn’t think a jock is cool and ends up with him is OUT. Lesbian who knocks a jock down a few pegs is IN.

(bonus if everyone ships them but they’re just solidarity)

(extra bonus if she’s a bigger jock than he is)

Kaminari: Road work ahead?

Iida, sighing loudly: Uh, yeah I sure hope it does.

Characters whose naiveness is a form of protest, my beloved. Who know that there are dark things below but refuse to look down. Who will not let you take this last bit of childishness from them. Who are doomed by their unwillingness to acknowledge the darkness. Who everyone knows will be destroyed for holding on to something they could never truly have. Who are playing at normalcy and foolishness to avoid having to face the music.

You may not be a child, may not have ever been a child, will not ever get to be a child. The darkness with taint anything resembling a childhood, no matter how much you shelter yourself. Yet I will love you anyway, and I hope that you can slowly begin to look through your fingers, to remove your hands from your eyes. I hope you learn to acknowledge and deconstruct the darkness, because I love that you will not let the darkness take any more.

Mina: What should I do for my nails?

Kaminari: The fact you invited me here to answer the question just renforces stereotypes.

Kaminari: Also you should go with that sky blue shade that matches your hero costume.

Sero: Kaminari you owe me

Kaminari: Since when?

Sero: I’m you’re boyfriend. Also I have a list of situations where you would have died without my help.

Kaminari: Fair. What do you need?