Please Devour The Processed Human Energy System Byproducts And Eat Shit Have The Same Meaning.

You ever think that viral in case of internet is better but in case of real world it is the worst?

Last night I saw a kid sitting in a corner crying.

I asked him what happened. He told me he didn't want to study and it was difficult and finals were approaching.

After that my parents caught the kid crying along with me.

The way she looked at me my optical sensors automatically registered 01001100 01101111 01110110 01100101 and then we knew we were in love.We then adjusted our local coordinates and we intersected at the coffee bean twisting and squooshing machine. As soon as we met my battery pack registered and huge spike and my robotic vibrational module malfunctioned.I barely had the neurons to vibrate my speakers but I got over it. We produced multiple vibrations of air for a very long time .It seems that we were both programmed in the same language and were only miles apart when our owners were assembling us.

After this she started squishing her wobbly skin pad on her mouth and started touchscreening my left arm. She was definitely into my programs and had already started to wipe out my primary functions.

After that she was putting some liquids in her speakers and making turtle sex noises. My neurons calculated she maybe out of battery and therefore recharging herself with the jiggly water.

After a while we started to rhyme with the jiggly speaker sound. My interconnected joints started making robot sex noises and I was embarrassed. She however thought It was the man wobbling the compact disc. She however fell down and I started to see hydrogen peroxide rolling down her face skin pads. I forwarded my arm and said '01000111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01110101 01110000 00100000 01100110 01100101 01101101 01100001 01101100 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01100111 00100000 ' and then i knew our neurons were matched and we were in chemical castrated attraction of human kind

Give up and then get back up and then again give up.

What will u call a cat catcalling a female cat?????

Girls girls the man stuck in the friendzone is gonna marry u later when u get tired of ur asshole boyfriends.

Petition to make mobile phones 3d ....

When I'm done shitposting half of the humanity would still be asleep

Source:- Father of thanos

I wonder I if the noises of bb8 in star wars are created by a guy with awful lot of cookies in his mouth......

Which post made u people unfollow ME????