Pickup Line That I May Use One Day On Girls
Pickup line that I may use one day on girls
I hope I am not wong about ur cuteness.
girls please provide ur opinion
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Proof that humanity is enjoying it's existence with balls
Softball,handball,volleyball,football,cricket,beach ball.....my balls
Me whenever I hear a reporter asking a celebrity a question like :-
What is the secret to your clear skin???
What is the secret to ur fitness??
What is your diet consists of??
What are ur tips on makeup??
Bitch listen up they are fucking rich
They would coat themselves with chocolate and bathe in it
Go back to ur basement you fat duck.
Last night the police arrested a poster ad agency model near my house.
They told us that he was a Russian im-poster.
After a second I wrote this my cat came and touched me and sat beside me . I don't know how much I love this world and myself and the people around me
Can someone just wrap me in an aluminium foil and keep me in the oven and burn me into the fucking void. I really need that shiny death
What will u call a cat catcalling a female cat?????
The police:- Sir u can't just lie in the middle of the road
Me (scrolling through ig and finishing my drink with pasta ):- just leave me alone John I am depressed
Me: I am a cat person .
My cat : Sorry I am not a human cat. Take this shit out from the litter box so I can shit on ur couch.
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good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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