I Am Going To Start Sayin That My Life Is A Meme Instead Of My Life Is A Joke.
I am going to start sayin that my life is a meme instead of my life is a joke.
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When I get older with lots of money I want to build a house with the shape of a pineapple and I want to build huge trees which trace out the letter 'c'
And I am going to call myself spongebob
Sickest burn
Just overheard a conversation between a professor and a boy.
Professor (laughing):- These hollow pipes are used for blowing air.
Boy :- And mine is used for blowjobs.
Professor :- It is so sad that ur mother didn't do that job correctly otherwise you wouldn't be here.
Burn.
Hey the slide at the water park is broken so can I slide into ur dms?
After a second I wrote this my cat came and touched me and sat beside me . I don't know how much I love this world and myself and the people around me
Can someone just wrap me in an aluminium foil and keep me in the oven and burn me into the fucking void. I really need that shiny death
Me: I am a cat person .
My cat : Sorry I am not a human cat. Take this shit out from the litter box so I can shit on ur couch.
U can't even understand what I'm saying how u gonna write the finals - Teacher
Maximum overdrive.
Which post made u people unfollow ME????
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thisisywedonteatbugs reblogged this · 7 years ago
good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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