Hey! I Am Lola, My Fav Color Is Probably Blue Or Something, Idk What My Favorite Ship Is, My Favorite

A man calls 911 and says in a soft voice, “I am currently sitting next to the little girl you are looking for. She is safe, for now, but if no one comes to get her quick enough, I will be forced to do something unspeakable to her kidnappers.”

vore hcs pls thx

Nakajima Atsushi

what

Dazai Osamu

the 

Kunikida Doppo

fuck

Tanizaki Junichirou

did

Edogawa Ranpo

you

Tanizaki Naomi

just

Fukuzawa Yukichi

say

Yosano Akiko

about

Izumi Kyouka

me

Miyazawa Kenji

you

Nakahara Chuuya

little

Akutagawa Ryunosuke

bitch

Higuchi Ichiyou

I’ll

Tachihara Michizou

have

Akutagawa Gin

you

Motojirou Kaiji

know

Mori Ougai

I

Elise

graduated

Ozaki Kouyou

top

Oda Sakunosuke

of

Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald

my

Edgar Allan Poe

class

Mark Twain

in

Nathaniel Hawthorne

the

Margaret Mitchell

Navy

Lucy Maud Montgomery

Seals

John Steinbeck

and

Howard Philips Lovecraft

I’ve

Louisa May Alcott

been

Herman Melville

involved

Ango Sakaguchi

in

Fyodor Doshoweverthefuckyouspellhislastnamefuckit

numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Threads to Wonderland

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2GaxFRC

by ichselbst

It always felt like there was a part missing in you. You always longed for it, dreamed of a magical Wonderland since your childhood in hopes of finding the missing piece of puzzle. There was always the thread flowing through the air, just there out of reach for you. Until one day when you met the rabbit on a party and got kidnapped into a world that was too smiliar from the one in your dreams.

Mystic Messenger meets Alice in Wonderland - AU

Words: 25460, Chapters: 2/2, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of The threads that ties me to you

Fandoms: Mystic Messenger (Video Game)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: 707 | Luciel Choi, Saeran Choi, Unknown | Ray (Mystic Messenger), Jaehee Kang, Jumin Han, Zen | Hyun Ryu, Rika (Mystic Messenger), V | Jihyun Kim, Yoosung Kim, Main Character (Mystic Messenger), Elizabeth 3rd (Mystic Messenger)

Relationships: 707 | Luciel Choi/Reader, Saeran Choi/Reader

Additional Tags: Inspired by Alice in Wonderland, AU, Two Shot, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, One-Sided Attraction, Romance, Angst and Feels

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2GaxFRC

A summary of how people die (and don't) in swordfights

This is a really good article about how quickly people actually die from cuts and punctures inflicted by swords and knives.  However, it’s really really long and I figured that since I was summarizing for my own benefit I’d share it for anyone else who is writing fiction that involves hacking and slashing your villain(s) to death.  If you want the nitty gritty of the hows and whys of this, you can find it at the original source.

…even in the case of mortal wounds, pain may not reach levels of magnitude sufficient to incapacitate a determined swordsman.

Causes of death from stabs and cuts:

massive bleeding (exsanguination) - most common

air in the bloodstream (air embolism)

suffocation (asphyxia)

air in the chest cavity (pneumothorax)

infection

Stabbing vs cutting:

Stabbing someone actually takes very little force if you don’t hit bone or hard cartilage.

The most important factor in the ease of stabbing is the velocity of the blade at impact with the skin, followed by the sharpness of the blade.

Stabbing wounds tend to close after the weapon is withdrawn.

Stabbing wounds to muscles are not typically very damaging.  Damage increases with the width of the blade.

Cutting wounds are typically deepest at the site of initial impact and get shallower as force is transferred from the initial swing to pushing and pressing.

Cutting wounds have a huge number of factors that dictate how deep they are and how easily they damage someone: skill, radial velocity, mass of the blade, and the size of the initial impact.

Cutting wounds along the grain of musculature are not typically very damaging but cutting wounds across the grain can incapacitate.

Arteries vs veins:

Severed veins have almost zero blood pressure and sometimes even negative pressure.  They do not spurt but major veins can suck air in causing an air embolism.

Cutting or puncturing a vein is usually not fatal.

Severed arteries have high blood pressure.  The larger arteries do spurt and can often cause death due to exsanguination.

Body parts as targets:

Severing a jugular vein in the neck causes an air embolism and will make the victim collapse after one or two gasps for air.

Severing a carotid artery in the neck cuts off the blood supply to the brain but the victim may be conscious for up to thirty seconds.

Stabbing or cutting the neck also causes the victim to aspirate blood that causes asphyxiation and death.

Severing a major abdominal artery or vein would cause immediate collapse, but this takes a fairly heavy blade and a significant amount of effort because they are situated near the spine.

Abdominal wounds that only impact the organs can cause death but they do not immediately incapacitate.

Severing an artery in the interior of the upper arm causes exsanguination and death but does not immediately incapacitate.

Severing an artery in the palm side of the forearm causes exsanguination and death but does not immediately incapacitate.

Severing the femoral artery at a point just above and behind the knee is the best location.  Higher up the leg it is too well protected to easily hit.  This disables and will eventually kill the victim but does not immediately incapacitate.

Cutting across the muscles of the forearm can immediately end the opponent’s ability to hold their weapon.

Cutting across the palm side of the wrist causes immediate loss of ability to hold a weapon.

Stab wounds to the arm do not significantly impact the ability to wield a weapon or use it.

Cuts and stab wounds to the front and back of the legs generally do not do enough muscle damage to cause total loss of use of that leg.

Bone anywhere in the body can bend or otherwise disfigure a blade.

The brain can be stabbed fairly easily through the eyes, the temples, and the sinuses.  

Stabs to the brain are more often not incapacitating.

The lungs as targets:

Slicing into the lung stops that lung from functioning, but the other lung continues to function normally.  This also requires either luck to get between the ribs or a great deal of force to penetrate the ribs.

Stabbing the lung stops that lung from functioning, but the other lung continues to function normally.  It is significantly easier to stab between ribs than to slice.

It is possible to stab the victim from the side and pass through both lungs with an adequate length blade.  It is very unlikely that this will happen with a slicing hit.

“Death caused solely by pneumothorax is generally a slow process, occurring as much as several hours after the wound is inflicted.”

Lung punctures also typically involve the lung filling with blood, but this is a slow process.

The heart as a target:

I’m just going to quote this paragraph outright with a few omissions and formatting changes for clarity because it’s chock-full of good info:

…[stabbing] wounds to the heart the location, depth of penetration, blade width, and the presence or absence of cutting edges are important factors influencing a wounded duelist’s ability to continue a combat.

Large cuts that transect the heart may be expected to result in swift incapacitation…

…stab wounds, similar to those that might be inflicted by a thrust with a sword with a narrow, pointed blade may leave a mortally wounded victim capable of surprisingly athletic endeavors. 

Essentially, the heart can temporarily seal itself well enough to keep pressure up for a little while if it’s a simple stab.  The arteries around the heart, while they are smaller and harder to hit, actually cause incapacitation much more quickly.

How I pratice drawing things, now in a tutorial form. The shrimp photo I used is here Show me your shrimps if you do this uvu  PS: lots of engrish because foreign 

Whoops~ I talked about the “5 Minutes” Saeran would have in my headcanon because of his instability and oh god I am so sorry…but I have to draw out my feelings lol. He’s such an interesting character and he doesn’t even have a route yet! I really hope Cheritz will make one for him someday. He needs happiness and we need him! R-Right…? /)/////(\

…

Ok, I think I am done. God, I am really sorry for this haha but I love him so much, I just can’t…orz

masterlist

Re-organized Masterlist: June 2017.  Updated after every new fic.

The previous masterlist [here] was getting long in a particular section… so to even it out, we’re trying categories! There may not be a big difference between some categories, but its main purpose is to even out the masterlist without being too messy. 

Tags We Use:

#mysme-fics

#adminnao

#adminri

Note: The old HCs/fics written by Admin E are untagged, as there had not been a need to distinguish herself before having co-admins.

#character names (e.g. yoosung kim, saeyoung choi, etc.)

Categorized by the genre/section that matches the most.

Fluff

MC stealing RFA’s clothes and sleeping on their bed

MC under the mistletoe with another guy

Confessing to their crush (Jumin, Seven, V)

Foreigner Cousin Kisses MC [Fan Favourite]

Drunk person kissing MC

MC ignoring because of toothache [Admin Ri Favourite]

MC Announces Her Pregnancy [Fan Favourite]

Infertile MC

RFA React to MC bad with being touched

MC with Chapped Lips

Waiting out the Thunderstorm

RFA with their Kids 

Accidentally Hits MC [NEW]

Angst

Bullied MC

RFA Reacts to MC’s death

Kidnapped MC [Fan Favourite]

Unrequited, One-sided Love for RFA [Admin Ri Favourite]

Sin

Disoriented after sex MC

MC being loud in bed

MC’s first time

Jealous of MC giving affection to pet (Jumin, Seven, Zen)

Walking in on MC pleasuring herself (Zen, Seven, Jumin)

MC who’s always almost nude around house

MC grinding on their thigh

Threesome (MCxJuminxZen)

MC having persistent hiccups

Drunk MC

B L U E

Self-harming MC

Insomniac MC with Anxiety

MC with Depression [Effe - HC Ver.]

MC with a Huge Scar

Depressed MC [Ri - Mini-Fic Ver.]

MC has Anxiety Attack

Mini-Fics

MC as a Birthday Present [Fan Favourite]

MC with Period Pains [Fan Favourite]

MC Trips On a Stranger Misunderstanding

MC Wearing Kitty Lingerie

RFA in relationships falling for MC (Fluff) [Admin Ri Favourite]

Seven/Saeran Birthday

Chubby MC Asks to Break Up [Fan Favourite]

Imagines

Sick and dying MC

RFA enlisting

Playing laser tag together

Professions

Model MC

Professional ballerina / soprano MC

Top lawyer for NSA MC

Underground MMA fighter MC (Zen and Jumin Reacts)

Professional ballroom dancer MC

AU

ATLAB AU

Wolfpack AU

Wolfpack AU sidestory (JuminZen week special) 

Wonderland AU

Soulmate AU:

707 - Colours

V - Visions [NEW]

Stolen Diaries AU :

Victim #1 : Saeran Choi [NEW]

REACTIONS:

There’s so many, it needs another section of its own. Majority written by Admin E. ;)

Reactions to Hobbies/Habits

MC with fish-keeping hobby

MC with out-of-control  baking hobby

MC that likes things neat and in order

Hardcore Beyonce fan MC

Messy MC

Characteristics Reactions

Young MC

MC named Elizabeth the 3rd [Fan Favourite]

British MC

Bi/Poly/Pansexual MC

Narcissist MC

Avoidant-Dismissive MC

MC who wears Badass Makeup

Bilingual MC

Fencer MC

MC with Glasses

Jobless MC

Magical Singing Voice MC

MC that looks like a Mini-RFA

Native American MC

Never been kissed before MC

Sailor mouth MC

Super tall MC

Tattooed MC

Trust fund kid MC

Situation Reactions

RFA Attends MC’s graduation

Drunk MC (SFW)

Long distance relationship with MC

MC busy with schoolwork and ignores RFA

MC singing romantic songs

MC that ran away from home

MC trying on wedding dress

MC Forced into Arranged Marriage

Receiving a bad Christmas gift from MC

MC sending pics of cute animals

MC having prince-like childhood friend

MC with heavy menstrual cramps

Convincing MC to stay the night

Family Christmas Party with MC

Meeting MC’s parents

Overly stressed due to studying MC

Teaching MC to swim

MC turned off by Narcissism

RFA watches RHPS with MC

CHARACTERS:

HCs/fics revolving around a specific character and MC.

Yoosung Kim

Time Capsule [NEW] [Fan Favourite]

Zen / Hyun Ryu

MC trying a role

MM: Life After (Admin E’s long fanfic series)

Mermaid MC

Talk about MC’s past

Sulky after Zen’s kiss scene MC

Stressed MC

Frustrated MC

Zen asks MC for help with new role

React: Insecure MC who is “different” from Zen

Older MC (NSFW)

Awakening MC’s Inner Beast (NSFW)

Zen and MC on their honeymoon (NSFW)

Jaehee Kang

Deep friendship with MC 

Jumin Han

Commoner Date

Jumin laughing

Lashing out on MC

Paper Planes (JuminV week special)

Reversing Roles (NSFW) [Admin Nao Favourite]

Not Always Prepared for “Action” (NSFW)

707 / Saeyoung Choi

Lazy day with MC

MC working in Seven’s agency

707: The Cold Treatment

Forget me not Fanfic [Admin Nao Favourite] [COMPLETED]

Walking in on MC changing (NSFW)

MC Eats Last HBC (NSFW)

Seven as a dad

Unknown / Saeran Choi

Insecure Saeran

Fangirling over BAP MC

Cute date turns NSFW (NSFW)

VDay: Jealous of Seven (NSFW)

Saeran in College Imagine

Artificial Stars, Real Feelings [Fluff]

Unknown Kidnaps MC [Fluff] [Fan Favourite]

Where Are You Now? [Ri’s Fanfic]

Unknown Hacks into Camera at MC’s Apartment

Protecting MC from Bully

V / Jihyun Kim

Scrapbook gift from V

Surprising MC with his eye surgery

Lanterns

12 Shutter Clicks  (ANGST) [Admin Nao Favourite]

All That I Have  (ANGST) 

Vanderwood

(note: normally we won’t write him.)

Before Vanderwood Met 707

Event Specials

Yoosung Birthday Event Specials: [Here]

Zen Birthday Event Specials: [Here]

(the b-day events include HCs, fics, sfw and nsfw)

V-Day 2017 Specials: [Here]

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Can I get a matchup?^^I'm rather calm,but cheerful.Ppl often say I'm sad but I just think&daydream a lot.I love art,music&literature,I also write a lot.I really like gaining knowledge&I study finances which absorbs me a lot.I'm understanding&patient to others,but more strict to myself.I get stressed pretty easily&sometimes anxious/scared of things like dogs/fire.I hate mess and procrastinating;;I have a weird humor that makes me seem sassy.But I still get flustered prety easily;;Have a nice day!

 Matchup: V

this man is going to protect you,, always

and love you,, always

he thinks it’s adorable when you daydream, and loves to hear about them if you’re willing to share

Secretly hopes you’re daydreaming about him whenever he catches you spacing out

You often get inspiration from V’s photographs when writing. His pictures helps you pick proper scenery.

Too many cute fights over who is more talented 

“That looks amazing! I wish I was good like you,”

“Don’t be silly, You’re better than I am!”

“You’re so much better, though,”

100% most supportive boyfriend anyone could ever ask for

He gets upset when you’re hard on yourself, and stands by your side if you’re having a rough time. 

He’ll become 10x more affectionate during this time, and takes you to his favorite spots for taking photographs, as a way to clear your mind

blown away by the sass

offended the first time you sassed him

like you’re this calm, cheerful, and pretty person… honestly didn’t think you had it in you

it becomes such a turn on for him. he won’t ever admit it, though.

Best friend: Jumin Han

It takes awhile for Jumin to warm up to you

He is so cautious of you after witnessing what Rika did to V

Just wants to protect his friend

But once he saw what type of person you were, he gains a big liking in you

Jumin feels so comfortable around you, it’s almost the same comfort he feels with V. 

You’re able to talk about all good book you’ve read with him. It’s your thing to loan each other the books you’ve enjoyed the most.

He’ll read to you till you fall asleep on days where V is away on trips and you’re missing him

He’ll help you with any finance studies you have, which frequently ends in his complaints about the company.

You urge him to talk to you whenever he feels stressed out. He likes the fact that you listen to what he has to say, and able to understand his viewpoint on things.

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Can I get a matchup?^^;Im a rather calm person,with a bit sassy sense of humor.I'm understanding toward others,but more strict toward myself.Daydreaming&saving energy a lot.I hate mess&tend to remind people to take care of themselves a lot if they need it,but I'm not the best example of it even if I try hard;;I love gaining new knowledge,I'm into art as well.Ambitious but lazy tho;;I get scared easily.I dislike doing risky things,but if I feel stressed,I tend to act carelessly.Have a nice day^^;

I match you up with:

Jumin Han

He likes that you’re not a risk taker. Honestly, it relaxes him so much because he knows then that you are less likely to get hurt, and he couldn’t bare for you to get hurt.

He loves that you’re calm but that you can also be quite sassy. He just finds it very refreshing and, to him, it feels like you’re trusting him and opening up. He also likes that you’re understanding, because Jumin will need help and patience to get better. Your little reminders for him to take care of himself makes his day.

However, he will beg you to take care of yourself and to be understanding and patient with yourself, and he will definitely care for you and he’ll be incredibly patient, gentle, and kind with you.

He has maids on hand so there will never be a mess, and he’s quite meticulous himself, doing everything to prevent a mess ever being made in the first place. He also has cooks/chefs so there will never be mess in the kitchen either as they take care of it all themselves.

He likes that you’re ambitious, and he will protect you from anything scary, not particularly being big on scares either unless it’s you messing about and trying to scare him.

I hope this is okay, and take care!

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