ATTENTION

If the siblings’ season 3 alternate selves don’t have their actors’ accents imma be so mad.

Let Klaus be Irish and Luther be British. It’d be so funny.

Like a Derry Girls remake with just the two of them for the entire season.

I'm rejecting the narrative where umbrella academy takes place in one of those Out of Time worlds because like. just THINK of the online freakout that would've happened when Vanya dropped her book. that would have been the That Bitch(tm) moment of the millennium. #ReginaldHargreevesIsOverParty would have been trending world wide. the DISCOURSE over her siblings actions that would have been started....and they're always going on about how she exposed family secrets but we don't even know what the secrets were! anyway here's some shitty memes I imagine would pop up on twitter after her book came out

okay but like… autistic vanya?  god tier.

like, think about it!!

-hates the texture of oatmeal with a fucking passion

-doesn’t like it when people (reginald) yell at her

-auditory processing issues (she doesn’t do what daddy tells her to do because she can’t understand him)

-Strange Child

-hard time connecting with people, even normal people/strangers/people she’s known for a long time

-quiet as fuck

-epic meltdowns because of small/strange stimuli

-special interest in superpowers (reginald did his very best to suppress this) and music (violin specifically)

Teen Klaus: Allison, can I borrow your skirt?

Teen Allison: No!

Klaus: *walks over to Vanya’s room* Vanya, can I borrow your skirt?

Teen Vanya: Sure, if I can borrow your shorts.

-Later-

Reginald: Number Seven... what are you wearing?

Vanya, wearing shorts that are so long on her that they look like capris: Uh… my uniform

The world is full of injustice. Good people die along with the bad. This cosmic equation will never change unless evil itself is wiped from existence. Thankfully, there are powerful forces pushing back against the wicked and iniquitous. Individuals who have the strength to pull together against insurmountable odds, to face adversity with unblinking courage, and not to hesitate to sacrifice themselves for another. Unfortunately, none of you are such people.

Klaus is probably telling them his why I don’t date twins anymore story

can you imagine living in 1963 Dallas and you're just minding your own business, probably on the way to do errands when you find the largest human being you've ever seen in your entire life being yelled at by a child in a fancy school uniform, and said child just blurts out I'M THE DADDY HERE with all the conviction in his tiny body, and later on, just when you think things can't get any weirder, you find out on the news that the man is a suspected terrorist/kidnapper/killer with four other accomplices and the child is apparently their hostage, i mean really what a wILD DAY

@dailytua​‘s countdown to season two: July 28-30  | Free Space | a tribute to the high numbers, the lost Hargreeves

that last one is kinda cursed ngl

Dang, Vanya, you were so close to tripping him up.