Same Weird Family | New Weird Problems

oh, how to draw the line between wrath and mercy?

S1E01 “We Only See Each Other at Weddings and Funerals” // S2E10 “The End of Something”

CANNOT stop thinking about vanya feeling incredibly threatened by christopher and being like “oh and how many apocalypses have you caused??? huh??? none??? that’s what I fucking THOUGHT, whos the better seven now” and all her siblings are like who the fuck are you. what the fuck is your problem

Is it weird a part of me is hoping the sparrow academy are just the guys from the hillywood parody?

OKAY THAT IS GENIUS AND ALSO HILARIOUS

I had way too much fun with this. Basically what I think each of the siblings would make Five wear if he had to get rid of his blood stained uniform. Fratricide was nearly committed from all sides during the process

Would you be interested in (girlboss) Harold Jenkins appearing in Season 3?

im gonna be totally real with you. i crack a lot of jokes here on butchvanya dot tumblr dot edu but im serious about this one. i ABSOLUTELY want (girlboss) harold jenkins to appear in season three because i think it would be very funny. i want to see vanya kill him again. like yeah yeah he didn’t do All That Hogwash in this timeline and ‘boohoo don’t kill someone for a crime they didn’t commit’ but consider: im a lesbian and i would like to see it. season two neglected a Key Aspect of vanya’s character which is that deep down she’s fucking furious all the time. she is so so angry and i would like to see it used for productive purposes, i.e. killing her abusive ex a second time just because she can. we were ROBBED of vanya jumping on reginald’s back like a spider monkey and tearing him limb from limb in a light supper and i would like to see leonard PISSbody get destroyed a second time to make up for it. 

there’s no way to know if he has the same relationship with the sparrow academy as he did with the umbrella academy but. i do not care. i want vanya to see him from across the street and run over and drop kick him before she even has one (1) rational thought. i want him to have no idea who she is. i want his last thought to be wondering why and how a tiny lesbian he’s never seen before in his life is telekinetically throwing him into traffic. i want this all to be played for comedy. i want it to add absolutely nothing to the plot. i want it to be an isolated scene that is never once revisited in the rest of the season. i want all the siblings to watch approvingly. 

so yes to answer your question: i would be very interested

White Violin because we didn’t get to see Vanya play this season

All I want in life is for Vanya to destroy the world with a kazoo instead of a violin

The White Kazoo

Vanya Hargreeves Icons

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Allison: so yeah basically I have super powers and was adopted in the year 1989- oh did I mention I was from the future? And I kind of ended the world, well actually it was my sister- yes I have a sister-

Raymond: