This but with fucking allergies the entire time
i hate you summer i hate you heatwave i hate you summer i hate you humidity i hate you summer i hate you sunburns i hate you summer i hate you sweat i hate you summer i hate you i hate you i hate you
>average Minotaur player
people are like "no one wants to work anymore" when every job application is like upload your resume and cover letter. okay now manually type out your resume and cover letter in our text boxes. okay now answer these 10 riddles. okay now take a rorschach test. okay now upload a photo of your childhood bedroom and explain the relationship between its layout and the adult you are today. okay now show us your youtube watch history. okay now define the color "red." okay now walk into a patch of poison ivy and take a selfie of you holding up a paper saying "i <3 ivy." okay now wave your hands in the air if you just don't care. that one was a trick to cull the applicants who don't care. okay now choose a loved one to sacrifice. great! thank you for submitting your application we will not be calling you
Posting random memes on my phone (rule) 5
Bi as fuckReddit refugee, profile picture art by @neytirix
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