Not If I Win First!

I will be gone for a little while.

MICHELIN-TASTING MENU, FREE À LA CARTE

LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME HELP

FROM THE BIG BOSS OF HELL HIMSELF

I put the meat down for a second and it just stops being warm. I sigh, and light the fire to reheat the turkey

Illager vs Piglin

(chorus)

They cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

Point Nemo

Not where you grew up. Not where you’ll be living soon. Where you’re living right now.

Reblog if

A) you're panromantic

B) you like cats

C) you wish you were a dragon

D) you're hanging on by a thred

But don't say which

Where were you at the Devil's sacrament?

To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.

-PLEASE REBLOG THIS YOU MAYBE ARE SAVING SOMEONES LIFE

You are special and amazing , If you need to talk or some help send me a dm and I will talk to you.