Thetelekineticfrog - Definitely Contains Sarcasm, I Checked

I'd like to get Undertale so before I do I am writing my understanding of the material so far.

You fell

There is like one or 2 skeletons, one has a jacket and I think somehow has a collective consciousness between save files. Or something (‽)

Fluffy goat-like person. Not much info, looks cute.

Or perhaps fluffy goat-like race?

Sans almost has pvz zomboss music

Being a psychopathic murderhobo at some point may be necessary... why

There might be a flower, or I could be mixing this up with. Um . *checks smudged notes on hand* Cuphead. ¥■¿£<#:?

You and a friend tell someone about your elevator crimes (not sure about this one)

I have no idea where you are. Afterlife, cave, alternate dimension? Dunno.

I think there are like three main characters minimum and one is a ghost

The people where you are used to live alongside humans. This could be in universe myth or fact

A lot of people here (tumblr) desire Sans carnaly

Minimum orbit intersection distance?

I just got called a moid by a radfem, so it’s official: I’m exactly like a cis man now. I’m AMAR (Assigned Moid At Radfem).

think I somehow angered rotom...

What did you say?

Hm. It has been kind of slow around here lately. Quick, someone say something bizarre and controversial to incite drama!

It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it

I heard that.

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go my isopods!!

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

depression tips™

shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.

moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 

put on clean, comfortable clothes. 

put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.

drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.

clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 

blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.

make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 

make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.

go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.

call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.

cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.

fanart of my friend's onion that inadvertently sprouted in a dark cupboard. dark cupboard onion the beauty that you are.....