Fart.

Kevin Day fans, this one’s for you

Neil Abram Joosten. 19 years old. Milport Dingoes striker.

I CANT HANDLE THOSE BOOK ANYMORE

if jay gatsby realized that he wasn't actually in love with daisy. if he realized that he was chasing after her only to fulfill his idea of what he needed to be. if he realized that nick carraway was in love with him. it could have worked. if only. if only he realized. it could have worked. he and nick could have worked. if he didn't die, if he read what nick wrote about him, if he just realized.

looking back on a crime scene that he created

I like Gimli/Legolas not because of Gimli or Legolas but because it forces Aragorn to grimly third-wheel all the way from Rivendell to Mordor.

I love knowing that with Neil’s stupid ass flip phone all of his texts from Nicky are like this

  □ ALLISON’S OUTFIT!!1!!11!  □ □ □ □

They deserve a good nap 😴

Crying over them

Rereading AFTG and I totally forgot that Neil and Riko are about the same height. I've been imagining as tall and imposing like Kevin but he's actually just 5'5"

Neil “My parents sold me to One Direction!” Josten