I need someone to write a fanfiction where Eren is with the Scouts and it’s his birthday so they all ask him how old he’s turning. The thing is, Eren doesn’t know how to count and has no clue what number comes after 15 so he has to try and avoid answering them while subtly figuring out how old he is.
Just watched someone put a bag of cheez its on top of cottage cheese. Baffled and scared.
I wish I could enjoy lacrosse as a normal sport, but as soon as I see people playing my mind can’t help but go in one of two places:
1) teen wolf
2) Exy
Let’s pretend it’s still the 3rd
Mr. Andrew "I Want Nothing" Minyard has clearly never had a cold Dr Pepper
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Can't sleep and I'm rewatching Grey's Anatomy so...heart doctor Ed it is
Chicken salad is like eating fiber glass
Bro was literally trying to cast a death incantation under his breath💀💀 doesn't he know you need bottled voice of thunder lmao
nick nelson is like a funhouse mirror version of dean winchester if dean was raised in a stable and loving environment.
I want to read a fic exacly like my most beloved favorite fics but also NEW and DIFFERENT. but also the same.