I Finally Did It Buckos! Couldn’t Resist Giving Him A Fancy Coat To Twirl.

“A burning brand shows the way, and each day your flame grows brighter. There is none like you, Matthias. You have the sign of greatness upon you. One day Redwall and all the land will be indebted to you. Matthias, you are a true Warrior.”

-Brian Jacques

Hand over your friends /j

People who are willing to watch Redwall with you and have great commentary on it? My kind of people.

Quotes from watching the Redwall TV show with my friends

"Redditwall"

"Daddy Abbot"

"Don't worry, he kills people instead of getting therapy. It's the same thing."

"That happened in Riverdale" *they leave the call*

"Skittle (derogatory)"

"Evil Matthias be like 'these aren't the rats that killed my family.'"

"Matthias be like 'you know what... sometimes violence is the answer. And by sometimes I mean always.'"

"Zaddy Martin." *in such a tired voice* "Rose... your days are numbered..."

"Is she a girlboss?" "No" "Oh..." [everyone, share your opinions, is Cornflower a girlboss?]

"High, or simply a weasel?"

"He's [Shadow is] so skrunkly! You're such a skrunkly boy!"

"Oh, I was making fun of women. 🎵Sorry for party rockin🎵"

*Enranged ramblings about the sizing in the Redwall universe*

"Damn, he gets no bitches." "MATTHIAS?!"

"Cuz Cluny has dreams of Martin haunting him..." "That's kinda gay"

*angry* "You did the right thing, MATTHIAS"

"They don't have to wear pants! You can't make them! Free the nipple!"

"The nipple is stored in the butt." *Looks up where rats nipples are because he believed me (I was lying)*

"I'm sorry Daddy Abbot... are you gonna punish me 🥺?"

"Someone should edit a gun into her hand there"

"My computer hates Redwall." "It's your fault for calling it Redditwall"

"Ragear is a bad boy. In his joker era."

Also, WARBEAK IS A GIRLBOSS I LOVE HER SO MUCH. The way she says "Crazymouse 😒" to Matthias- EXCUSE ME BUT THAT'S ADORABLE?? Anyway rant over I hope you liked my quotes~

Hahahaa which one was your favorite?

Mariel is aroace. Dandin is aroace. They are queerplatonic partners. Next question.

I love this omg,,, kinda wanna draw him with a pride flag ngl. Maybe a human version? Idk m8

Noone:

Absolutely Noone:

Not a soul:

Basil:

Me: trans Basil, trans BASIL, trANS BASIL, TRANS B-

SOMEONE DRAW THE SWORD LADY AS MARTIN THE WARRIOR OR LITERALLY ANY CHARACTER HOLDING HIS SWORD I AM BEGHING YOU THIS IDEA CAME TO ME THIS VERY MOMENT I WILL DO OT MYSELF IF I MUST

Classic movie jerk: Oh you guys are dating? Prove it. Kiss each other.

Gonff, with absolutely no hesitation: *fully dips Martin and makes out with him for a solid minute*

Martin and Gonff are not In Love™️, however they would absolutely go all in on a fake dating scenario with each other no questions asked.

The high warm sun shone down on Cluny the Scourge. Cluny was a God of War! Cluny was coming nearer!

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"back on my bullshit" in reference to recurring hyperinterests dating back to middle school and beyond

I AM THAT IS

I figured if I’m going to become a redwall blog, I should learn how to draw a dang mouse

Hi Wudd! I have a favor to ask. I really like the way you draw mice's heads in your Redwall art. Would you be willing to make a short tutorial on how you draw them?

i want u to know that i did try to not make this a “draw a circle- now draw the rest of the owl” kind of tutorial i don’t know that i succeeded. I also haven’t drawn a mouse in a whileeeeee so I am rustyyyyyyyyyyyyy but hopefully there’s something useful here!