Ohhh, I Know What This Is About. You Fell For It, Didn't You? The Secrets Of The Universe Are Too Great

Oh dear Lord, she found the fingerless gloves.

Mabel is going through an "evil cute phase", as she called it. She's walking around playing FUKOUNA GIRL on a miniature xylophone while covered in chibi zombie and vampire stickers. Is this the modern-day, glitter-washed equivalent to being a scene kid?

Do you have any kids besides @daughter-of-the-author ?

More specifically, are you a motherfucker?

I can't say for certain how many children I have. @daughter-of-the-author is technically not "my" child, since she belongs to an alternate version of myself.

No matter how many potential children I have, I can say with certainty that I have never been asked to pay child support.

Also, if you’re married to McGucket, does that make you the First Lady? Seeing as McGucket is president and all

I suppose that would. But never refer to me that way.

*wearing a fake mustache* You know, it sounds like your brother probably really misses you and needs your help but doesn't know how to express that since he made a deal with the physical manifestation of hubris that ruined his ability to communicate... I could be wrong.

soooo i just got a post card from my brother telling me he needs help... i'm thinking i should go but it might also be a trap from some guys i may owe money too...

Paranormal Bottom ❌

Mundane Top ✅

I don't need to be nicknamed anything else. The name I go by is four letters long. And one syllable. What is so difficult about that?

And "Top" is debatable.

He gave the Pope the whole "We're here for a good time, not a long time" speech and then convinced him to smoke weed.

qhat do you mean stan pines killed the pope

I did no such thing! I can't even afford my own medication!

Love u♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Meet Jeff the balloon! I'm high. I took pills.

JEFF LOOKS LIKE A VERY NICE BALLOON . ALSO PLEASE DON ' T TAKE TOO MANY OF THOSE . I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH .

I got this game and made these two on it, and during a journey, Robotnik was singing about being a tomato. To which Stone replied, "Anyone feel like ketchup right about now?"

Miitopia is a masterpiece.

A SECOND VIDEO OF STONE AND EGGMAN AT KARAOKE . I HAD SEVEN KARAOKE TICKETS .

Hi stanford! I am getting into journaling and since you're the author of Gravity Falls' most mysterious journals, I was wondering if you have any tips on how to start one? I don't quite know where to start.

I draw too, your illustrations are stunning!

Hello, and thank you, anonymous stranger! I have been waiting for an ask like this!

To start a journal, you must first decide what you're going to be focusing on. It could be anything from famous art to oddly colored grass clippings. As long as your writing is THOROUGH (as many details as possible), PERSONAL (allowing your own feelings to influence your observations), and RELEVANT (keeping any information written on topic/related to your topic).

Another important part of journalism is making sure your topic interests YOU. Not your peers, but YOURSELF. If you aren't interested in your own journal topic, it will be difficult to find motivation to continue keeping your journal.

That's all I have to say for starting a journal. Feel free to reach out if you have any more questions about journaling.

MOSS ME MY GOOD MAN

You have been mossed. Spread the moss.