He Willingly Became Your Child? On Purpose? Is He Okay, Mentally?

The zombie spiders are much more important than this small issue. I'm surprised you're siding with Stanley.

Hi Grunkle Ford! So remember the ask I sent about getting rid of zombie spiders.... and how I said it wasn't relevant to anything...

Okay so, believe it or not, it actually IS relevant, and Mabel and I were wondering if you would like to come over to California to be part of our drum quartet

Normally, I would be ecstatic at an opportunity such as this! However, due to a health issue (which I can most definitely still function with and does not affect my ability to play drums), Stanley said I'm "not allowed to leave the house unless it's on fire". Of course Mr. Stubborn-as-a-mule is the one to tell me to follow my doctor's orders.

stunkle

Me and who?

Little guys they don't know what they are doing I love them 😭😭😭

FELT CUTE, MIGHT DELETE LATER

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

You have a child? How. How is that even possible. Did the child just... spawn there? Did you give birth? What happened?

dad quit cursing I can hear you yelling through the screen..

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO DON’T CALL ME DAD ON HERE THE PEOPLE ARE GONNA THINK I’M ACCEPTING OFFERS

I got fish coloring pages at the aquarium. One of the workers let me take some once the kids there each got one

My friend helped me make Sonic and Shadow

I see I did the "shoes" wrong on Sonic.

Dr Pines, I don't mind the moss - I'm curious about the dimension 93

The puppy sized tree frogs

Are they just like the tree frogs here? Can they be kept as pets?

I believe you meant 96. Dimesnion 93 is a firey hellscape.

The giant tree frogs of 96 are kept as pets by most residents! The flies there are the size of rats, so almost every household has one or two to keep them away.

The secretions from the frogs' eyes is also used in medicine and ointments for burns! Isn't that fascinating?

I roll to seduce the nerd!, Dm? Is that allowed---

Of course it's allowed! Let's see...

You rolled a -17. I did not even know that was possible, since the die only has 38 sides. I will need a moment to figure out how to proceed with this.

I thought you were against spreading the moss?

Changed my mind. You are now mossed.