Okay I Know That The Blog This Is From Is Very Dead Now But I Quote This On A Daily Basis And I Just

if they mean intimacy like emotional support and care, yes, because everyone does. if they mean intimacy as in "men are entitled to sex and treating their wives/girlfriends/whatevers as mothers", NO. that is all

im still confused on why you wanted hot soda at all

why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.

IDK, most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.

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yes this is real its from supersons lmao. i think issue 4 or 5? i just remember audibly snorting when i read it

am i just posting any superbat panel i see? yeah pretty much

i just finished death in the family. what the

fuck

did jason do to the voters

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

I think the first time I ever heard someone talk about a woman's body hair was whenever my friend told me that she thought our science teacher needed to shave her arms. I told her that was weird and that I didn't see why. She's an elementary school science teacher, body hair won't interfere with her job. My friend told me that it looked bad. I asked her why. She just said that it did. I still don't get it, honestly.

funniest fucking thing