This Shit Is Why I Thought This Was Cannon

Another post about worried parent Dick Grayson

i just have to know what happened to the ui/ux designers at firaxis between civ6 and civ7

trying to be a person and iron my pants but my cat decided that they were warm and comfy and now he's made a home on them. i cant do this dude

let me live i am afraid

i love you like i love gogurt. not romantically but i’m so very happy to see you when i do

There is nothing more revolting in life than seeing another person slurp on a gogurt. The sound, the unavoidable look of famished desperation as you seek the last stray morsel from within the sapped plastic tube. Like a baby calf, pleading incessantly for its mother’s teat. Mooahh moahhh. Go on. Cry in your weakness.

Yeah

nEW THE NARCISSIST COOKBOOK OH MY GOD

Reblog this and I'll give you a tbh

I think the first time I ever heard someone talk about a woman's body hair was whenever my friend told me that she thought our science teacher needed to shave her arms. I told her that was weird and that I didn't see why. She's an elementary school science teacher, body hair won't interfere with her job. My friend told me that it looked bad. I asked her why. She just said that it did. I still don't get it, honestly.