I Finished All My Work So Was Taking A Nap In Class Yesterday And I Woke Up To My Principal Singing "hello"

im still confused on why you wanted hot soda at all

why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.

IDK, most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.

THERE'S A HOLE ON OUR ROOF

someone asked me for more protective bruce, and i heard tim was having a hard time recently in the comics, so here's a sketch of bruce shielding a young tim at a gala they're both at

me, crying over my deflated profiteroles:

so when the narcissist cookbook said "prophylatics" did they mean a medicine or course of action used to prevent disease or condoms. discuss

please

if they mean intimacy like emotional support and care, yes, because everyone does. if they mean intimacy as in "men are entitled to sex and treating their wives/girlfriends/whatevers as mothers", NO. that is all

i love mendel so much. he just loves his wife. i need more characters who just love their wife

TRINDEL NATION RISE UP

i feel like the universe shakes a magic 8 ball every three hours on whether or not im depressed and i really need it to stop doing that please