Omg Literally And Like Calliope Would Say Something About Space That Was Clearly Incorrect And It Would

I have no thoughts other than library depression now. I don't even know how a library can be depressed, but it is.

Can't wait until I start properly planning vat7k and then suddenly everything will make sense and not be a jumble of plot holes in my brain

i imagine team radical has a group dynamic of two sheltered nobles (varian & nuru) and two travel experienced civilians (hugo & yong)

with my personal hc that yong, surprisingly enough, had his decent share of traveling cuz his family's firework business perhaps includes importing their goods to other kingdoms for celebration purposes and yong tags along in some, especially how in a lotta asian families bringing their kid along to learn the ropes of the business at a young age is quite common (also hence why his parents were probably okay with him traveling with varian)

and a part of me wants varian and nuru to have that bi/lesbian loser duo dynamic where if you let them execute smth together, they somehow manage to fumble the bag, like how long will it take two sheltered geniuses to do a simple unassuming task ? the answer may shock you... it's the overthinking of it all <3—and there are days it frustrates tf out of hugo to educate those two but there are days when he's feelin silly and tells yong to not say a word even tho the lil guy wanna inform them so they wont embarrass themselves

Buddy we ALL know Varian can cook better than you

Stop lying Hugo we all know you can't cook for shit

Um, okay?! I'm the best cook outta all of us thank you very much! I could go on and on about all the amazing things I've made for the gang outta the kindness of my heart but I have better stuff to be doing, AND (fuck I can't belive I'm pulling this card-)

Im FRENCH

Blonde bitch out!!! 🏳️‍🌈💅✨️🖕

Why am I considering implying this in my fic

you could never let me be in charge of creating vat7k because i'd have 100 gecs playing with a montage of the gang spying on hugo in an underground strip club (varian got suspicious of why hugo disappears for days at a time and of course this is the one time hugo isn't in cahoots with donnie) (hugo's actively stealing jewelry off of people while getting laid) (varian never asked where hugo went during his free time again but he thinks about it every single day)

guys hear me out... this "i want" song is so Nuru coded

You did the right thing, Hugo. Also I'm selling the gay river anyways, so consider this the end of a plot arc or smth

If you don't stop eating ice cream, I'm taking Olivia on a trip to the gay river, which is on the other side of the world :D

*covers my child with my hands* KEEP YOUR GRUBBY ANON HANDS THE FUCK OFF MY DAUGHTER!!!! THAT IS ONE PLACE I WILL NOT GO!!!

Thats it, it's all gone. In the trash and burned to ashes, nothing comes before Olivia

Stop lying to us and yourself you lying liar

here a bedtime story ^^;

once upon a time, there was an idiot named Hugo Stupido. Stupido drank soda vodkas and ate a shit ton of dairy, despite being lactose intolerant (and then wondered why he was drunk). He then falls in love with a boy like the faggot he is and lives drunkingly ever after ^^

this is not inspired btw trust

Wow. Maybe I should tell this story to my son tonight to help him sleep. (Or whisper it in his ear while he sleeps to knock some sense into him.)

You're kidding me. Ngl I really thought the Vat7k fandom was safe from proshoppers, but... Then again we have tall Varian anon and people who ship Nuru x Hugo for some reason (which, ew). Still one of the best fandoms I've ever been in, but this sucks. Especially since their art style and some of their headcanons are so cool!

@lovefromixchel ships Hugo with Cyrus.

He also said that he doesn't like Varigo.

I'm asking you, every person in the Vat7k fandom, block him.

Every person who doesn't understand why this kind of romanticization of grooming is wrong is just sick.

Every time someone draws/writes Hugo being a total puppy for Varian an angel gains its wings 🙏