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for no reason in particular, what are songs you would expect to/kill to hear in a sorry chapter 3 trailer?

feel free to reblog, reply, or whatever else you want with answers and your contributions will DEFINITELY NOT be put in a playlist for preparation for a little kinda sorta bracket (:

any song you think is just coded sorry boys is also fine, not just trailer material if you cant think of anything

SHEEPIES!!!

Sheep! Which animal should I draw next?

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

I'm sorry but your boyfriend? He rolled under the fridge and we can't seem to find him. I'm so sorry for your loss.

yessssss i need this... im gonna start using en-dashes now

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

Found this on Pinterest, but count this screenshot as a reblog

Weird things heard at work pt. 1

"I am now the laundry detergent king."

"The celery case might have been dropped a few times."

*Upon seeing a large stack of boxes* "This looks slightly unsafe."

"That is the highest pile of celery I have ever seen."

"So this might have been sitting in the back for over a year..." *Pours out steaming, liquid mold from a bucket into organics bin*

"A customer said there's a garbage bag being attacked by crows in the parking lot?"

"Take a broom, it might be dangerous."

"Oh no! The popcorn!"

And finally:

"If it looks like dogshit, just throw it out. No one will miss it."

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LOVE YOUR PARTNER

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no one will ever know which one