Ewww I Hate People That Do That It Reminds Me Of Grooming And Other Slimy People

Roberd here. A couple quick notes. I can’t believe Brick only had one assistant crab. An exec of his level? That’s ridiculous. I’m gonna need 3, maybe 4 more crabs here at my desk, to take care of everything I have to do. 

Another thing. Breaks are too long. Let’s keep these assembly lines moving. Brick’s built a great thing here in terms of supply and demand. But if he can come back and find we’ve increased productivity by 40, 50% then that’ll reflect great on me. He’ll be proud of me. So no more mid-mid-morning breaks, early-afternoon breaks, all that stuff. You don’t need ‘em. You crabs are so naturally energetic. 

Lastly. Work culture. The island stuff is great. Love it. Vibes on vibes. But it’s time to admit it: you guys aren’t at Clawland anymore. Let’s get profesh. No crab rave music on the work floor. No crazy outfits. Focus on the products.

Thanks, Roberd

no pressure tags: @moonthemagical @le-petite-ivy

Emotional Song Tag Game!

Do you have a song that makes you so emotional whenever you listen to it? For me, the song is Hope It Hurts by DABIN featuring Essenger, it makes me cry and get emotional every time!

(here's a sneaky sneaky link so you can listen for yourself and tell me what you think)

If you have a song that makes you sad emotional, happy emotional, or any other type of emotional whenever you listen to it, drop it in the tags below or reblog with a link and a reason why! (but you don't have to)

(yes this is now a tag game tag people yes yes yes)

My friend is collecting interesting coins so I looked through my coin jar and found some cool ones, like a lot of Quarters from the 2010 Olympics. We will do a trade deal tomorrow.

i speak French and English fluently, and rn I'm learning 2 other languages but here's the issue... 1 of them is a dead language and one of them I've just barely learned the alphabet.

feel free to elaborate in the tags, i'm really curious! also please reblog for larger sample size

ok here you go! its titled 'The Bounciest Boy' and is based off my alligator plushie!

(made it when i was sick with the Notes app on my phone so its kinda janky)

heyyyy what's going on i did a drawing do you wanna see it??

Yes pleaseeeee

adding disability support onto this!

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Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

Tropical Flowers at the Bloedel Conservatory in Vancouver, Canada. March 2022.

Last Song: The Streamy Awards 2023 Opening Song by The Stupendium

Last Movie: Nimona on Netflix

Currently Watching: Arcane & Brooklyn Nine-Nine on Netflix

Reading: The Lady's Guide To Celestial Mechanics by Olivia Waite

Currently Craving: New York Fries poutine

Last Thing Researched For Writing Purposes: How drunk do you have to be to get a hangover

Nine People Tag

Thanks @kamileonik, @flock-from-the-void and @flowerxar for the tags!! :DD ok here we go

Last song: the Croatian EDM song my taxi driver is currently playing..! Apart from that, Between to Worlds by Mili from Limbus Company :D

Last Movie: wait.. what WAS it? The last one I remember is guardians of the galaxy 3 but I definitely watched another

Currently Watching: shows? I’m currently watching Fullmetal alchemist brotherhood and demon slayer!

Currently Reading: currently reading Bungou stray dogs untold origins, The Myth of Sisyphus and Crime and Punishment!

Currently Craving: some water. Hm. I should probably get some give me a second— ok done. Stay hydrated kids!!

Last thing you researched for writing purposes: animal symbolism! Uh.. apparently in native american cultures an owl’s call foretells death and is a bad omen! So now that’s something I know!

Tags: here are all the lovely people I’ll be tagging, if you don’t want to do it then it’s fine: @some-random-dunce, @vivid-badsquad, @comfortstars, @kingarubin, @obsyddiansays, @galaxitic, @breadistasty, @another-white-hole and um I’m running out so just @sootings

"For the aesthetics!" She said, while killing a small village.

Imagine if you could get the charges dropped from a crime by claiming 'It was for the aesthetics'