Had A Dairy Queen Burger For The First Time

hey btw if you’re any sort of queer exclusionist i want nothing to do with you thx byeee

So I was watching a show with my family, (its a CIA action comedy) and there was an episode where they had to send an agent to try to get invited to this person's place, so a honeytrap. (Basically where an espionage agent tries to get into a romantic or sexual relationship with a target to get information)

So, the agency thinks the target is female, named Nika, so they assign a male agent that has a lot of experience in that. (ew straight stuff in my canon he's bisexual) BUT! It is then revealed that there was a typo, and the target's name is Nik A.

Of course, I was thinking there'd be some gay flirting, because why not? So, the male agent tries to flirt with the target, but then figures out that he's straight. The agency then sends in a nearby female agent, and the story continues.

I was hoping for gay stuff but whatever another agent is canonically lesbian and is best buds with this male agent so I don't care my Queer Quotient (TM) has been satisfied!

(and yes the percentages are weird)

for no reason in particular, what are songs you would expect to/kill to hear in a sorry chapter 3 trailer?

feel free to reblog, reply, or whatever else you want with answers and your contributions will DEFINITELY NOT be put in a playlist for preparation for a little kinda sorta bracket (:

any song you think is just coded sorry boys is also fine, not just trailer material if you cant think of anything

ewwwww thats so messed up, how did someone sit down, think of colours, and type out that word without once thinking that they were a bad person?

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im begging anyone who sees this post to prevent rapesexual, im begging you. no one will see this but if you do reblog to get the message out that these fuckers exist and dont deserve to exist heres the flag so you can know who to fucking block, report and tell to fuck off

i dont want this to ruin the pride and help with self esteem of being lgbtq+ so a signal boost from larger accounts might be nice

So it's snowing rn in my city, and a bunch of the younger kids are like 'why don't we get a snow day but the rest of the city does?' (because the East Side is still open because there's less snow and stuff)

And it's like, I'm sorry, but the rest of the city is more spread out and has more snow so it doesn't make sense for school to be open and the North End is literally a mountain.

reblog this and put in the tags at least two (2) songs you are listening to on repeat right now

let's go! (try to guess lol)

reblog if you’re gay, shy or a fucking idiot