This Is My Chicken Willie. She Is About 5 Years Old. She Is Very Fluffy. She Is A Wonderful Photo Model.

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Cashiers have all the power

let me explain. at my work, the cashiers are able to use a PA system to call people for customer service, taking baskets, price check, all that stuff.

When we close up, the manager has to go around and ask if anyone needed to buy anything, and no one had to.

One of the cashiers closing up decided it would be really funny if he asked over the PA if a certain employee, (who was right next to him) had to buy anything. He knew they didn't have to buy anything, but he still asked over the PA anyways.

All in all, cashiers have all the power.

Porteau Cove, BC, Canada. June 2017

YOUR DRAGON NAME

last two letters of your first name

middle two letters of your last name

first two letters of your mother’s name

last letter of your father’s name

mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!

My fave parts in 'Gee, Officer Krupke' from West Side Story (2021)

The smooth transition from regular scene to song

Baby John just being shoved on the swivel chair

'Tell it to the judge.' and the whisper of 'Get over there.'

Baby John just sitting in the chair, a little bored during the judge verse

the slide on the benches tho

and the lopsided glasses really sell the bit

Diesel saying 'I'm disturbed!' just so happily

Baby John looking scared for his life when they all pick him up, and then throw him

'The boy's depraved the the account he ain't at a normal home.' 'Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived.'

and then the subsequent 'So take this nut to a headshrinker' 'Ooh, why not?'

the therapy chair transition is so good

'Ew, Diesel, you got a social disease?' 'Hey, wait, can I catch it by touching him?' *Proceeds to hold Diesel's hand in the next transition*

Baby John's verse is my favourite, especially how he sings 'It's not I'm anti-social, I'm only anti-work'

'This boy don't need a job he needs a year in the pen.' 'Okay.'

'The trouble is he's growing.' 'The trouble is he's grown.' HITS SO HARD I LOVE IT

'Gee, Officer Krupke, what are we to do?' omg the vocals for that are amazing 'Gee, Officer Krupke, KRUP YOU!'

People are often surprised I speak four languages but I consider it to be fairly average for where I'm from so now I'm curious

*if you're confused whether a language counts or not, ask yourself if you can hold a basic conversation in it. If not, and you can only understand but not speak it, skip it.

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Pine tree with speckles of snow. British Columbia, Canada. January 2023.

Show Update!

First night show one and done, woo! Still got one more night show tho...

Also, one of the main leading actors was delivering a monologue towards 3 other characters and accidentally did one of their names our of order so just said "and you" but it worked! (I don't think the crowd remembered anyways)

Also, we got our concession stand selling overpriced snacks for the 'experience' so I hope we can get back at least as much as a bucket of paint :/

one litre of paint was like 50 bucks :(

i have double eye bags and the blue lines by the nose bridge that I got during my last show's Tech Week because I lost so much sleep

This is a permanent bags under eyes kinda post

Like & share if you have permanent bags under your eyes!!!