Barty: Relationships Should Be 50/50

I love Marlene McKinnon

i'm dating all of them actually

bisexual people are so cool, i wish they were real

guys she's my wife

“you can’t not like snape but like regulus, evan, and barty”

actually i can do whatever the hell i want

I don’t ‘develop’ headcanons. They come to me in visions and I know they’re correct.

jegulus

wow walburga and orion are not good at making cishet children

Everyone seeing baby Luna:

Dorcas: she is so cute, I love her

Evan: yes, she is, and so beautiful

Regulus: It's small features and oversized eyes trigger a hormonal response in humans. It's autonomic. It's what keeps us from eating them

Dorcas:...

Evan:...

Barty: Yeah but she's cute

Regulus: Obviously she's cute, she's Pandora's baby. I would kill for her

“jily is the reason for the fandom.” so is joanne rowling but you don’t see me licking her fucking boots.

peter pettigrew is just a silly lil guy. never did anything wrong. look at him. he may have blood on his hands but he was just in a silly mood <3