Coffee Shop Au Where Regulus Comes To James' Cafe And Orders Seven Shots Of Espresso, James Is Concerned

james 'i love you' potter and regulus 'no you dont' black

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regulus 'i hate you' black and james 'no you dont' potter

marlene: i hate you. you are self-centered, shallow, arrogant, and full of yourself

dorcas: you’re loud, dim-witted, and think you’re amazing when really you’re so fucking annoying

marlene: i think we should make out though

dorcas: sounds good to me

harry potters dead parents and their dead friends and one (1) friend whos alive

why is everyone so pretty? what the hell. why is everyone so beautiful? stop

while i do love accidentally popular remus nothing will beat popular sirius dating loser remus and starting to drag remus everywhere with him and everyone else being like oh wait does that dude even go here? because remus had mastered just fading into the background and planned on doing that until he graduated and could get the fuck out of there and actually quite enjoyed it apart from the random bouts of loneliness and now it was ruined by his stupidly attractive boyfriend who just loves being stuck to remus’ side but always has things to do and remus would do anything for him so

regulus with a dagger collection is so real

the 'all in all you're just another brick in the wall' marauders

peter pettigrew is just a silly lil guy. never did anything wrong. look at him. he may have blood on his hands but he was just in a silly mood <3

guys she's my wife

Walburga, horrified that her son spends time with Bartemius Crouch's son: Is Bartemius Crouch Junior a friend of yours, Regulus? 14-year-old Regulus: Kind of? Not really. He's in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.

platonic jily is the best thing in the whole world. like the thought of them in love makes me cringe but them as reluctant friends to besties? that’s so hot