Jane: If You Ever Come Within Six Yards Of Me, I Will Flatten Your Sorry Ass And I'll Enjoy Doin' It.

Concept: I post a playlist on Spotify for the cp/sv universes and we all collaborate.

Hiya Satan

hello you stinky <3

Charlie? Most Definitely.

hi your admin is depressed and facing a lot of shit so hAVE CHARLIE FLUFF THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR

• Charlie grew up in his little life wanting to be a pilot: trains may be great but bro flying without getting high would be bomb.

• Beth Hayes would’ve been his godmother had not been for the whole big man® intrusion. It’s not their fault their bloodlines have always been family friends supporting each other.

• Ironically, Charlie sees The Chaser as a sane being who is there to protect him. Often their vessels would be found by the lake playing pretend or with whatever abandoned toys there were.

• This poor bby had insomnia and the Thing didn’t help his case: monsters under the bed not being real, huh dad?

• Lauren was his babysitter. 100%.

• He’d draw little blue blotches (intended to be stars) on this one classmate he had to remind her she had all of the galaxy in her blood- there was no need to travel far away and leave him behind.

if someone wants to make a small fanfic on that please it’d be great///

• Would’ve been the kid to screech at Siri for listening in on his conversations although he had his thumb on the home button the whole time without realizing.

• Not a sporty kid. We tried.

• He was clinically diagnosed with agoraphobia after his first year of school (which we don’t discuss), hencewhy he doesn’t seem intimidated to be playing out on the beach alone.

• His daily class journals consisted of saying how much he missed members of his family who had only been photographed and left around the farm. (i.e. Frieda Matheson, Clarence Matheson, and Walter Matheson)

• Speaking of the farm, he always got to play hide & seek within the silo; he was also the one singlehandedly trying to build that treehouse...

bro weren't you the one that made the jansky fusion---¿

a legend

Headcanon that Kate is very difficult for everyone even Slenderman if she can find a way to make something difficult she will

wHO'S A BETTER BITCH?? YOU

YOU'S A BETTER BITCH

tbh tho if you send me kate stuff i will cry @ anyone

Best girl for my best bitch @them0rtal

Tiddy

fuck yes

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW LOST TIM WAS UNTIL JAY CAME INTO HIS LIFE?

i put together this track of every single time jay and tim have said each other’s names over the course of marble hornets, because i like to feel pain.

Random Night AU

Trans!Kate: Born a male, however, they feared they'd be like their dad (his status being AWOL) by this point. After sitting down and talking with Beth, she understood and eventually began the process with them. • Possibly the cause for her more masculine figure within the game • Cause for stoical-like appearances.

The Squad and who they main in Mario Kart

don’t. ask.

Jeff: His mii; he’s all about himself.

BEN: Against popular assumption, he actually mains Lemmy over Link. Who wouldn’t with that fucking hairdo and parakeet ass face?

Toby: Baby Daisy

Jane: Since she has the stars in her eyes holy wow she plays well with Rosalina.

EJ: Blind as shit but he’ll try with Dry Bones.

LJ: He isn’t allowed to play after what happened last time.

Brian: WWWWWAAAAAAALLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGIIIIIII

Tim: If you’ve seen the Mr. Sutton himself play Mario games, he is always Wario- no matter what.

Kate: Not to be that person, but she will fight over White Shy Guy.

Sally: Cats and the color pink- what could be better than Cat Peach.

Clockwork: She isn’t around too much anymore, but in the newer games she’s been attached to Isabelle.

Ann: Fuck the bitch but she plays a mean Toadette.

Liu: The OG Yoshi / Sully: Bowser

Skully: He’s a cunt- he likes Peach.

Slender: If he wants to control his “temper”, he’ll main King Boo.

Zalgo: Weird ass mii kinda guy too.