Okay But Consider

Hiya Satan

hello you stinky <3

CP/SV & Among Us Roles

So thanks to a certain mutual, I have an addiction. But hey, check out this semi-new game if you need something like Clue...

Jeff: Jeff kinda sus though... He plays red and consistently self votes even when he’s not the Imposter. It makes him snort. (is that even possible when you don’t have a nose?). He doesn’t use hats, though.

Ben: Ben screams yellow for some odd reason. He prefers being Crewmate over Imposter, just because he’s a puzzle guy; no, it’s really because he likes watching the others freak out when the tasks aren’t done. His hat of choice is uhh... the beanie. Absolutely.

E. Jack: You can’t look at me and tell me he isn’t the best at this game. He mains white because it’s “easy” to blend in. He also likes having the face mask on his avi.

Jane: The most well rounded of the bunch- win some, lose some, it’s just the way the game plays. She prefers violet for her royal ass, as well as the flower. Play wise, she isn’t the most observing of who’s where.

Nina: Nina uses the sticky note and light green- very obnoxious but loving. They’re the one to sit on security until lights go out. That’s when they assume the tardiest person is the Imposter.

Tim: hates the game.

Brian: Brian’s... okay. He’ll be the passive Imposter and let the others eliminate each other until the end. Most of the times you’ll see him as the cyan with a cowboy hat. He wants to be a cowboy baby,,,

Lauren: Makes the games and is always first to the body reports. Despite the mere luck, she’s a dumbass and yells about her co-posters making dumb moves. She’s the one with the plunger, doesn’t main any color.

Kate: Oh dear. She’s always wants Imposter but sucks ass at the role. She’s always caught, and she always cusses under her breath when a plan doesn’t work out. Her main color is brown... filthy animal.

C.R.: Thought he’d be super invested in the game, bought it on PC and mobile, dropped money on all the DLC, and he’s too much of a dipshit to play at the same time as everyone. He plays on the Euro servers because they’re “cooler”, and he brags about being the irl “black with wet floor sign” player.

Helen: He’s dark blue, obviously, but he has a little bit of an attachment to the dummy crewmate hat. He’s also the speedrunner of his tasks, and he nails the admin card swipe nine times out of ten: a legacy.

The Squad and who they main in Mario Kart

don’t. ask.

Jeff: His mii; he’s all about himself.

BEN: Against popular assumption, he actually mains Lemmy over Link. Who wouldn’t with that fucking hairdo and parakeet ass face?

Toby: Baby Daisy

Jane: Since she has the stars in her eyes holy wow she plays well with Rosalina.

EJ: Blind as shit but he’ll try with Dry Bones.

LJ: He isn’t allowed to play after what happened last time.

Brian: WWWWWAAAAAAALLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGIIIIIII

Tim: If you’ve seen the Mr. Sutton himself play Mario games, he is always Wario- no matter what.

Kate: Not to be that person, but she will fight over White Shy Guy.

Sally: Cats and the color pink- what could be better than Cat Peach.

Clockwork: She isn’t around too much anymore, but in the newer games she’s been attached to Isabelle.

Ann: Fuck the bitch but she plays a mean Toadette.

Liu: The OG Yoshi / Sully: Bowser

Skully: He’s a cunt- he likes Peach.

Slender: If he wants to control his “temper”, he’ll main King Boo.

Zalgo: Weird ass mii kinda guy too.

Randy: Hey guys. I'm preparing to kick Jeff's ass at the corner of Little Elm and Monroe again. But before then wake me up in about five minutes so I can get my shit together. Keith: Randy it's been five minutes wake the fuck up. Randy: sssssnnnzzzzzz

Keith: RANDY YOUR ASS WHOOPIN

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My friend ships Toby with his own dad.... Why has humanity come to this?

Thats actually really gross because

1. Its his fucking dad okay thats nasty enough

2. His dad fucking abuses him why would you wanna ship that

Headcanon - Ann

Ann crochets and thinks that anyone who doesn't find it interesting is a fool.

Luna really saw this bunch of kids and said, “You’re ugly. You’re disgusting. I’m gonna kill you. Give me $200.

so i’ve hit a new low okay

thing from a thing with @askcreeps @them0rtal