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wHO'S A BETTER BITCH?? YOU

YOU'S A BETTER BITCH

tbh tho if you send me kate stuff i will cry @ anyone

Best girl for my best bitch @them0rtal

Hiya Satan

hello you stinky <3

hello momther

henlo you s’more boi :^)

this.

this fucking shit right here,

this is like so funny but terrifying¿ im laughing partially out of fear

THIS ISNT FAIR

Please Leave a Message, by concretewasps (x)

If he calls Jay’s phone, he can pretend he’s still there.

imagine the table just falling from under him and he ends up getting a bruise

Ben: -leaning over a table- ya like jazz?

Jeff: Do you think I’d be good in homicide?

EJ: Like as an investigator or as the suspect?

Jeff: .. Both.

The Squad and who they main in Mario Kart

don’t. ask.

Jeff: His mii; he’s all about himself.

BEN: Against popular assumption, he actually mains Lemmy over Link. Who wouldn’t with that fucking hairdo and parakeet ass face?

Toby: Baby Daisy

Jane: Since she has the stars in her eyes holy wow she plays well with Rosalina.

EJ: Blind as shit but he’ll try with Dry Bones.

LJ: He isn’t allowed to play after what happened last time.

Brian: WWWWWAAAAAAALLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGIIIIIII

Tim: If you’ve seen the Mr. Sutton himself play Mario games, he is always Wario- no matter what.

Kate: Not to be that person, but she will fight over White Shy Guy.

Sally: Cats and the color pink- what could be better than Cat Peach.

Clockwork: She isn’t around too much anymore, but in the newer games she’s been attached to Isabelle.

Ann: Fuck the bitch but she plays a mean Toadette.

Liu: The OG Yoshi / Sully: Bowser

Skully: He’s a cunt- he likes Peach.

Slender: If he wants to control his “temper”, he’ll main King Boo.

Zalgo: Weird ass mii kinda guy too.

Do you ship kate with anyone?

i have two pairings for kate; it depends on if we’re limiting it to the arrival alone or any character in general:

the obvious arrival choice is lauren. their relationship probably wasn’t active at the time of the in-game events (the lack of interactions to that point, lauren’s curiosity, etc. etc.), but i can see them having a healthy date here and there at some point. besides, C.R. being a big stinky about her knowledge is sus. (sidenote: who- as a casual friend- goes on an all day man hunt for someone they’ve lost touch with. kinda gay)

a personal guilty pleasure ship though has got to be with tim wright. call me a sucker for that man, but the two of them seem to have a solid base of shared trauma if they met. they also have more mature tones to them; healing (or coping) in that case would be easier with common knowledge.

Lauren wears vans. Canon.