Pope: JJ, I need a favor.
JJ: I'm not giving you a lap dance again.
Sarah: A lap dance?
John B: AGAIN???
Kiara: is that a leash? JJ, *Holding the leash attached to their sons harness* No, its a child safety tether
Pope: It's a leash, don't judge us
JJ: we have a runner
Pope: Cooper is going through a phase, oh, we hope its a phase
JJ: He bolts every chance he gets
JJ, *chasing Cooper at the park* COOPER!
JJ, *chasing Cooper in town* COOPER!
JJ, *chasing Cooper out of Day care* COOPER!
JJ: So we had no choice but to put him on a child safety tether
Pope: its a leash, and... we did have a choice
Pope: JJ...
JJ: Oh no, 'JJ' in b-flat.
JJ: You're disappointed.
Pope: *Is carrying all the groceries*
JJ: *Holds out hand to help*
Pope: *aggressively moves all groceries to one hand to hold JJ’s hand*
JJ: that’s not what I meant but ok
Pope, staring at JJ’s ass
JJ: Pope, stop staring at my ass you’re making it hard to concentrate
Pope, basically shouting: how do you think I feel?!
JJ: Popeeee
Pope:
JJ: popeeee c’mon I swear I won’t do it again
Pope, narrowing his eyes: fine
JJ: okay, what kind of magic do cows do?
Pope: what kind of magic, JJ
JJ, giggling: moodoo
Pope: I’m never talking to you again
JJ: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Pope: What's that?
JJ : Remorse code.
Pope: I'm even angrier now.
JJ, flopping on top of pope
Pope: you okay, sweetheart?
JJ: sweetheart? Are we doing pet names now?
Pope, flustered: it just- it just slipped out!
Pope: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
JJ: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
Pope: These are crafts for the supplies table. I finally figured out what we’re going to be making.
JJ: Kids bored?
JJ: Relationships should be 50/50. Pope cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter and look pretty.
JJPope incorrect quotes and some edits and shit here and there AO3: Marvel4Lifebitch Instagram: their.gayyourhonour
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