Pope, A Mix Of Drunk And Stoned: If Karma Won’t Fuck You, I Will

Pope: I'm bi and confused.

Kiara: About being bi?

Pope: No, I just want to know what the fuck is going on.

Pope: some bottoms are just too bratty for their own good

JJ, immediately: and I took that personally.

John B: why are people so obsessed with top and bottom? I’d just be happy to have a bunk bed

JJ:

Sarah:

Kiara:

Pope:

JJ: I’m gonna tell him

Pope: don’t you dare

Pope, sweating: Tomorrow at 7. I'Il pick you up. Dress nice. *walks away*

JJ, a little flustered: Did he just ask me out on a date?

Sarah: I think it was more of a statement.

Kiara: More like a threat really.

JJ: In Legally Blonde, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.

John B: JJ, this is real life, not an excellent movie

Pope: You look mentally ill.

JJ: I am. Let's go.

Pope: JJ-

Pope: Well, JJ and I finally did it!

The rest of the pogues: what the fu-

Pope: That's right... We kissed!

JJ: *facepalms*

Kiara: pay up bitches

Sarah, John B and Cleo: *hand over money*

Pope: you bet on us?!?

Pope, arriving on the motorbike JJ taught him how to ride

JJ: wow, I’d like to ride that

John b: I know. The wheels look fucking sick.

JJ: oh yeah, the bike too.

John b, absolutely disgusted : oh come on, man-

JJ: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Pope: Seize the day, seize the night, what's the last one?

JJ: Seize the dick.

Kiara: oh my fucking god-

JJ: Do I look straight?

John B: Not in the slightest

JJ: I meant my parking job

John B: Oh

John B: In that case, yes, it's fine