I realized that me learning Arabic would piss off a lot Trumpers, so whenever I see some stupid shit about them I fuel my rage into my Arabic lessons.
My mom and her boyfriend call each other Beren and Luthien. She also calls him her bear. Istg their relationship is gonna make me cry.
what she says: i'm fine
what she means: j.r.r. tolkien based luthien the fair, THE most beautiful, wonderful, brave, amazing, loved woman middle earth had supposedly ever seen and ever will see, on his wife, edith. dark-haired, gray-eyed edith, who just looked like a person. a regular person. she was a regular person, not a deathless elf maiden, but to tolkien, she was the most beautiful woman in the world. and she was, because he loved her. his love made her beautiful. he wrote to his son after she died "but the story has gone crooked, & I am left, and I cannot plead before the inexorable Mandos." grief is the price of love. anything that is loved is beautiful.
Transphobes b like :"You can't just expect me to change how I talk just for your comfort!" And then expect me, autistic, to change how I talk for their comfort all the time every day.
As a person who has primarily lived in very low population areas, I find it hilarious when people are scared of outdoors noises because... that's exactly how I feel about city noises. Wdym the weird noises from the badlands are scary? Have you heard your own habitat? Giant fucking diesel trucks rumbling right past your window and you give zero shits. Nah, give me back the screeching mountain lions any day.
I woke up with a migraine this morning. My sister's dog, a retired service animal, will NOT let me alone. It's been five years, and he is still the goodest of boys.
"Ur so rude it's really upsetting"
Okay and it's upsetting to ME that ur so fucking stupid. We both suffering it's only fair.
The Caesar jokes are mandatory
Opening tumblr only a few days before the Ides of March
GUESS WHO'S PARENTS ARE OFFICIALLY 100 PERCENT DIVORCED
Hit me y'all
Remember that anyone can refuse to answer a question for any reason, even if that reason is just that they don't want to say !! Be respectful and courteous. Feel free to tag a friend if you think they'd enjoy :]
!! Geared towards more high tech AAC but a lot of the asks could work for other types of AAC too !!
When ur messaging ur partner and ur like "wow this is so cheesy" but you send it anyway and then ur partner is like "omg ur so sweet and amazing I'm literally gonna cry". Moral of this is say the cheesy bs bc a lot of the time no one says it and sometimes you really need to hear it.
YOU KNOW WHAT that trend there was in the mid to late 2010s of putting a unicorn horn on literally everything was actually pretty rad. That aesthetic was actually like not bad. Gimme the pink and teal flowers, glitter gold accents, and cheesy calligraphy.