Listen I Hate Valorant As Much As The Next Guy However One Of My Favourite Things To Do Is Play Clove

Listen I hate valorant as much as the next guy however one of my favourite things to do is play clove on usa servers and do my best impersonation of them in team chat

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1 year ago

Sova headcannons because i love him

GUYS PLS SOVA'S REAL EYE IS BLUE WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK ITS BROWN (i wrote this b4 the sunset cinematic why tf is it brown in that i am so confused)

Sova complains non-fucking-stop when ever it's warm, like the slightest bit of humidity and he will be grumpy all day.

He's too polite to ask Brim not to send him on missions in Bind so whenever he's out there he is miserable.

Whenever he's on missions on icebox he'll throw snowballs at people and then pretend he didn't and no one thinks it's him.

He gives older brother vibes and no i will not be accepting criticism.

Phoenix and Jett annoyed him into teaching them Russian swear words.

Once forgot a word for something in Russian and had a slight identity crisis

Is really really good at braiding hair

Manspreads constantly whenever he sits down

The other agents tease him relentlessly about it

Several of the other agents (including Brimstone) believe he's fought a bear before and he hasn't bothered to correct them

He's a sweetheart most of the time but he can also be a bitch.

Him and Sage have a book club.

Can speak Russian, English and some Turkish (as a result of trying to find Fade) but can understand several Slavic languages.

Refused to take time off when he's sick "in my homeland it was far colder than this and i was never sick" only to act like he's dying later on.

Deadlock sometimes gives him funny looks when she see's him across base and he'll just yell back "It was only a thumb" or "deadlock it was one time" and all the other agents think it's hilarious.


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3 months ago

does anyone else hate how differently people treat namgyu nd thanos?

I was on reddit earlier (first mistake) trying to find some good/interesting character analysis on namgyu and maybe thanos too but the way people talk abt him is so odd?????

Like the first post I saw was someone saying how they think Namgyu was a serial killer before joining the games (i heavily disagree with this) and every reason they listed as to why they thought this could just as easily be applied to thanos... he was laughing/smiling when he killed someone? Thanos caused the death of three people whilst smiling after being splattered by the blood of a woman he'd just been trying to get with. He's narcissistic? brother look at Thanos.

"Oh but thanos was on drugs he didn't know what he was doing"

the only time Namgyu goes out of his way to kill people he has just lost the closest thing he has to a friend inside the games and is on twice the amount of drugs that thanos was taking throughout the games.

A knee ways imo they're both as bad as eachother and people should stop treating one of them like an evil murder junkie whilst trying to claim the other did nothing wrong.


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1 year ago

FINALLY GOT DEADLOCK I AM GOING TO CRY I LOVE HER

2 years ago

They’re wives your honor

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2 months ago

I love Namgyu more than my words can describe I NEED him to overdose in S3 I need him DEAD and IN THE GROUND I love him Namgyu my shaylaaaaa

2 years ago

I would love to whack overwatch hero Hanzo Shimada like a pinata

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like to whack hanzo like a piñata. reblog to whack hanzo like a piñata. ignore to whack hanzo like a piñata.

1 year ago

SHARKS?? I HECKIN LOVE SHARKS

A break from my val shenanigans to talk abt sharks

SHARKS?? I HECKIN LOVE SHARKS

This is a stock photo of a (small) cat shark 

I love the cat shark. One of my favorite things abt them is their bioluminesence, they take in blue light and re-emit it as green light.

They’re also very small and not dangerous to humans in any way.

They’re kinda shit at swimming.

They’re just little guys.

Overall very funky shark I rate them a solid 10/10

SHARKS?? I HECKIN LOVE SHARKS

Look at that and tell me cat sharks aren’t hella swag


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1 year ago

I love seeing people look for ppl to play val with LIKE YES PLS I NEED MORE VAL FRIENDS

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i think abt val a lot// He/Him// 17// i mostly post theories/headcannons I have for valorant

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