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Wasn't Crowley's best phase
why doesn’t biblical art ever depict the Snake from the tree with legs. God took away legs from Snakes because the Snake in the tree right? So why doesn’t he ever have legs!!!
My name is doge
and I am metal
but soft
like flower petal
so when cat come screaming "help me!"
I stand tall
and act like tree
This has the sensation of being hit with a rickroll, you know I had to do it to em, and updog all at once and it hits you like a train
Watching this to the end fucking obliterated me. You will not guess what company this commercial is for in a billion years. I promise.
Yeah learning how to cry rn in therapy but it's hard lol
Honestly while I do love devil's due this is more interesting and you could probably fit devil due in there somewhere
bethesda really dropped the ball with Salem, imho. a couple generic “spooky” quests in the region, yawn. I would have gone balls to the wall and done a Synth Crucible story line.
I SAW GOODY PROCTOR CONSORTING WITH THE INSTITUTE etc etc.
Good for you my dude
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Holy shit
Minecraft is the scariest game ive ever played in my life
Magnus can still do it obviously and he holds it over everyone's head (sometimes literally)
Ok ok, we All Love the idea that Angus grows up and stays short and sweet, right? But imagine if this kid just grew like a weed? Like, by the time he’s 17 he’s tied for the tallest member of the IPRE+ friends squad and he’s this big ol gentle giant with too much smart and killer wits and the whole rest of the squad is just like “oh no. Oh No. Our Baby Boy??? Small boy Big Boy??? I used to be able to pick u up and now u pick me up?? How dare???”
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Y'all are high high
The fact that maccready's got removed for violating the community guidelines is lowkey great
Companions react to seeing a shirtless Sole carrying a large piece of lumber while he is rebuilding a settlement on a hot day, and as he is carrying it they see a bead of sweat fall in between his chiseled pecks, making its way down his perfectly chiseled body through his chest hair, tattoos, and scars (gif reaction pls)
Cait:
Curie:
Danse:
Deacon:
Gage:
Hancock:
MacCready:
Nick Valentine:
Piper Wright:
Preston Garvey:
X6-88:
THANK YOU
The Masterlist
Zombie Apocalypse AU
Sleeping Habits
Sole Refusing to Kill
Dreaming Sole’s Death
Meeting Mad Max
Going to Strip Club
Finding Pre-War Photo of Pinup Sole
Sole Becoming Immortal
MacCready Falls in Love with Sole
Meeting Dean Domino
Sole Getting Injured
Settler Thanking Sole with Hug and Kiss
Walking in on Sole Asking Strong to Throw Them to Prydwen
Sole Being Decapitated Deadpool Style
Sole Trying to Have Drunk Sex
Sole Being Super Tired but Acting Super High
Meeting Me
Female Sole Dying During Childbirth (hella angsty)
Sole Sleep Walking
Sole Going Down on Sleeping Companions
Sole Giving Lap Dance (Male)
Sole Giving Lap Dance (Female)
Sole Getting Married to Someone Else (Part 1)
Sole Getting Married to Someone Else with Happy Ending (Part 2)
Sole Heavily Using Chems
Sole Giving Them Neck Bite (Female Companions)
Sole Tripping and Falling into Companions
Sole Having a Stutter
Synth Shaun Throwing Tantrum
Finding Teen Sole’s Smutty Journal About Companions
Sole with High Libido History Geek Sole Waking up to Sole Spooning Them (Female Companions) How They Pleasure Themselves (Female Companions) Sole Builds Robot to Name it After Companions Sole Self Harming Realising They’re Gay for Same-Sex Sole
First Kiss with Sole Present Day AU
Shy Sole Grinding on Them During Party Caring for Their Infants
Male Sole with One Testicle
Sole Burning Vault Suit
Nick, Mac and Deacon + Sole Looking Like Their Dead Wives
Having to Bathe with Sole
Musical Instruments of Choice
Sexual Tendencies
Sole Having a Pot Belly
Sole Being Insulted
Sole Cheating on Them
Sole Wanting to Draw Them Naked (Female Companions)
Sole Suggesting a Threesome
Sole Wanting to be Tied up in Bed
How They Pass Time While Travelling
Sole Looking Like Someone They Knew (Female Companions)
Intimidating Sole Actually Being a Softy
Female Companions Approach Other Female Companions for Sex
Cait/Piper Being Jealous
Sole Threatened by Chem Dealer
Large Breasted Sole
Walking in on Sole Masturbating and Moaning Companion’s Name
Sole Farting in Elevator
Sole Dressing as Grognak (Female Companions)
Cumming In Sole (Male Companions)
Annoyed at Sole for Picking up Deskfans
Buff Sole Wrestling Deathclaw
Accidentally Killing Sole
Synth Shaun Calling Them Mum/Dad
Sole Survivor Having Body Piercings
How They Act While Sick
Sole Getting Pregnant/Getting Companions Pregnant
Sole Dancing with Someone Else
Getting Called Derogatory Names
Shaun Tames Deathclaw
Sole Showing Them How to Bowl
Sole Masturbating and Moaning Companion’s Names
Shaun Asking to Sleep with Companions During Storm
Breaking up with Sole
Sole Introducing Companions as Shaun’s New Parent
Self-Conscious Sole
Sole Stealing Them Gifts
Sole Getting Gen2 Synth Eyes
Shirtless Sole
Pickman Mystery Mansion
Walking in on Cait Cuddling Teddy Bear
Sole Falling Through Snow
Sole Wanting Sex While on Quest
Mr House Offering to Endorse Sole and the Minutemen
Sole as Kris Kringle
Companions Sexual Fantasies About Sole
F!SS Gifting Herself to Companions
Companions’ Ideal Gifts
Sole Blowing Up Mr Gutsy by Repeating ‘Will You Comply’
Christmas Fluff Fic
Sole Getting Fisted by Fisto
Dream Daddy/Mummy
Sole Proposing
Busty F!SS Spilling Water on Herself
F!SS Gives Tit Job to Male Companions
F!SS Telling Romanced Female Companions She’s Pregnant
Female Companions’ Post-Sex Awakening Without Sole
Companions Discovering They’re a Synth
Someone Feeling Up Sole
DC Guard Calling Sole Beautiful
Sole Softly Singing Shaun a Lullaby
Most Hurtful Things Companions Could Say to Sole
Sole Finding and Wanting to Use Ouija Board
Companions Find the Death Note
Sole Dying of Incurable Disease
Hancock becoming Glowing Ghoul Injured Sole Passing Out from Pain
Sole Flirting With Every Robot
Sole + Piper Discovering Curie
Companions Favourite Pre-War Things about Sole
Nuka World Bosses’ Sexual Tendencies
F!SS/X6-88 NSFW
Super Chill Sole Who Never Gets Angry. Ever.
Jealous Companions
Companions as Aussie Stereotypes
Companions Get Cucked
Companions + Middle Earth
The Marvel React
Three Events Making Piper Realise Her Love
Companions’ Preferred Robots
Companions Described with Love Songs
First Time Sole Said “I Love You”
Sole Having Cute Quirk
Sole Getting Smashed at Strip Poker
Female Companions Losing at Strip Poker
Sole Looks Like Piper’s Mum
Virgin Sole
Sole as Astronaut
Companions Accidentally Drinking Sole’s Breastmilk
Companions Thoughts on Having Child with Sole
Companions Being More Affectionate
Awkward Occurrences During Sex
Companions Slap Sole in Argument
I would like to argue that curie is, in fact, a sinnamon roll
Hancock will kill you by feeding you too many chems cinnamon rolls
Wait is that the Barbie princess and the popper or no
your childhood is gay, and there’s nothing you can do about it!
or, a celebration of some children’s characters we love to relate to (even if it makes cishets mad). hope you all had a happy pride month 🌈
It's so smooth!!!
It’s been a while since I’ve had a chance to work on TAZ animations. I’m stressed out of my gourd at work. But here’s a short one until I can back into the swing of things. Merle is great.
Credit for the design goes to Carey Pietsch.
Is he a necrophiliac
I really just saw this skeleton… Wanted to make a lame joke for my friends… And then this.
(Also my laugh is terrible)
No mysterious stranger is replaced by Florida man who wears naught but a thong and kills people with a plastic flamingo
I’m going to be so disappointed if Fallout 5 comes out and it’s not set in Florida, complete with a random encounter with a NPC named Florida Man.
She stops after she walks in on Merle in a hot pink wig singing the latest pop song in the bathroom
Lup makes wigs out of the crew members’ hair starting after a fireball (not her’s) burned Taako’s hair off one cycle. On one hand it’s very handy to just wear a wig instead of using a glamour spell but on the other, Davenport has to deal with everyone else just deciding they’re all wearing wigs at random (and seeing Merle wearing a long two-toned wig of Lup’s five cycles back)
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Justin freaked with my bean and made me have an uncontrollable desire for French onion soup and now it shall be answered
Um?
Um?!?!?
(This was at the Storm Crow Manor in Toronto and yes, the soup was amazing)
YMCA playing as taako enters Magnus's funeral
Taako somehow managed to magic it so that anytime he opened a door YMCA would play all around him. He managed to give all the other birds (and kravitz) theme songs of their own as well. you should Submission Sunday (if you haven’t already) what the theme songs of all the birds would be! I love your work !!
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Indrid uses the hot nog to cope
Something I’ve always liked about Amnesty is how each of the Sylphs copes with being exiled in a different way and each embraces Earth Culture differently. It’s so cute??
Take Dani for example. She’s found so much joy and beauty in the natural elements of Kepler. She loves seeing the cycle of how plants grow every year and what new animals she can find hiding under decaying logs. It’s so beautiful to her, in a way that’s completely different than Sylvain’s landscapes. But Sylvain is beautiful too, and she’s one of the very few people who can compare and contrast the two. She uses art to show people the beauty in both! Art is something she can pour herself into when she’s sad and she can draw home when she’s homesick.
Jake, on the other hand, is all for the social aspects of the new planet. He wants to make as many friends as possible and learn as much as he can from them. He picks up quirks and phrases from them, which he thinks is really cool! Even when it’s not actually that cool because the slang he’s using is a couple decades old at this point. He’s learning how to be as human as possible in either a conscious act or subconscious act to leave his old culture behind. (maybe this is the reason we still don’t know what his Sylph form is??? hmm)
Barclay has cooking. He probably didn’t even cook that much on Sylvain but something drew him to Earth foods. He loves to cook, with or without the “ironic” bigfoot novelty apron. It gives him a sense of home on a planet where he feels like he doesn’t belong, and he loves to pass a similar feeling on to the other residents in the lodge. Giving the exiled a safe place to eat, sleep, and live is really important to him, especially since he didn’t have that when he first came to Earth. He only wishes for other exiles to have a smoother transition into life on Earth than he did.
Moira,,, We don’t know much about Moria other than she loves music. She plays the piano and probably has found great interest in Earth music. When she plays in the lobby of the lodge it seems like she’s only playing for herself and we don’t see much of her. She probably copes with being exiled by hiding herself away. :(
Indrid… fucking exists I guess.
Sylphs: "Skiing, making snowmen, having a good time*
Jake Coolice: *Shreds past them at 99 mph screeching*
Sylphs: "h o l y s h i t."
It will never be revealed what type of cryptid Jake Coolice is because Jake Coolice himself is the cryptid
Really? *sobs* right in frONt oF my sandwich?
I JUST. It’s this post’s idea not mine (although I changed it a little bit).
I mean dang do I like me some sad Lucretia
(Tumblr lowers it’s def so much I hate it click on it for higher def)
Nick- "Dear Piper, What are emoticons?
Sincerely, Nick Valentine."
Piper-" oh my god nick"
Modern AU hot take: Cait and Strong have Nokia Bricks, Deacon has a new phone every two weeks, Preston has a random iPhone that’s always 2 or 3 generations behind, and Danse has a flip phone. MacCready refuses to use an iPhone and will only use Androids. Piper hates Androids and will only use her iPhone, which she tries to get the new one of whenever she can afford it (which is about when the next gen comes out; she’s always behind). Nick has a Blackberry, the heathen.
WAIT THAT'S HIM?!?!
for anyone who wanted a raw version of that one meme, here ya go
it’s from some video called ‘Griffin vs. Cojack (2005)’ and yes, that is Griffin McElroy holding the red lightsaber
Honestly that's probably true
Would you like some hot nog?
I feel like the answer doesn’t matter I’ll die either way.
hey uh… kinda in a tough spot right now, I ended up needing some pretty intense dental work and it’s gonna end up costing me almost everything i’ve got (about 2K). i’m also in the middle of trying to find a new job, so i don’t have much coming in. if you could donate a little something that would be really awesome
paypal.me/sasstricbypass
thank u 💕
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