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5 months ago

Oh my god this is amazing what an amazing read you’ve blessed my eyes

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so i wrote a quick post-canon jayvik fic about acts of intimacy in ending and the pain of dying alongside the love of your life . i know this is a one piece-centric account but i swear i can write good ok bye


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1 year ago
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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games), Call of Duty Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Simon “Ghost” Riley/Reader, König (Call of Duty)/Reader, John Price (Call of Duty)/Reader, John “Soap” MacTavish/Reader, Kyle “Gaz” Garrick/Reader, John “Soap” MacTavish & Reader, John Price (Call of Duty) & Reader, Simon “Ghost” Riley & Reader, Kyle “Gaz” Garrick & Reader, König (Call of Duty) & Reader Characters: Simon “Ghost” Riley, Kyle “Gaz” Garrick, John “Soap” MacTavish, John Price (Call of Duty), Kate Laswell, König (Call of Duty), Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: Reader Works for KorTac, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Spy Reader, Forced Bonding, Military Inaccuracies, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Slow Burn, Slow Build, Canon-Typical Violence, no beta we die like men, Enemies to Friends, Friends to…? Maybe Summary:

After 5 years of service in KorTac, they consider you capable enough to hold yourself in solo missions. Money and freedom, what else could you ask for? But what feels like a good start, progressively starts to backfire.

1 month ago

— under their noses — chapter one

a series by © luvbabydoll — inspired by @goatgoesmbe

— Under Their Noses — Chapter One

you never intended to start an only fans.

but between nursing school, grueling shifts, and bills that refused to pay themselves, you had to get creative. and what started as a desperate attempt to make ends meet quickly turned into a steady income.

the men on their seemed to like you. they liked your voice, the softness in your tone, the way you spoke like you meant it. you never showed your full face, but that only added to the mystery. you played into it—the sweet, teasing persona, the gentle praise, the intimacy that kept men coming back for more.

and, completely unknowingly, the entirety of Task Force 141 had fallen for you.

it had all started months ago.

one of their missions had gone sideways—bad intel, long hours, more bodies than they were expecting. and by the time they got back to base, exhausted and strung out, all they wanted was food, alcohol, and sleep.

but mostly alcohol.

soap was the first to bring it up.

slumped against a crate, half a bottle of whiskey deep, he let out a groan and muttered, “boys, i think i’m in love.”

gaz snorted, kicking his boots up on the table. “oh, yeah? you have some girl we don’t know about?”

“angel.”

ghost, who had been silently nursing his drink, stiffened.

gaz raised an eyebrow, “angel…?”

soap pulled out his phone and waved it lazily. “she’s some onlyfans girl, mate. best thing that i ever stumbled upon. swear to god, she cares about me.”

gaz laughed. “you are down horrendous, johnny boy.”

“oi, don’t judge me ‘til you’ve heard her. this girl is unreal. always saying the nicest things.” soap sighed dramatically.

gaz rolled his eyes. “yeah, mate. ‘cause she’s getting paid to do that.”

“so? it still counts for me.”

gaz held out a hand. “alright alright, lemme see.”

soap hesitated for a moment. “...fine. but don’t be weird about it.”

gaz took the phone, tapped through a few of the videos, and went silent.

after a moment, he muttered, “okay, shit. you might be onto something.”

soap smirked miraculously. “told you.”

ghost, who had been quietly brooding, finally spoke. “you idiots just now finding out about her?”

they both turned to look at him shocked.

gaz blinked. “w-wait, what?”

ghost took a sip of his whiskey, deadpan. “i’ve been subscribed for months.”

soap choked on his drink. “YOU WHAT?”

ghost shrugged carelessly. “found her first.”

gaz’s jaw dropped. “y-you mean to tell me you—simon ‘i hate everyone’ riley—has been secretly been subscribed to an onlyfans girl this whole time?”

ghost didn’t answer. he just took another sip of his whiskey.

soap stared at him, with a look of betrayal that you see in movies. “and you didn’t tell us?”

ghost gave him a flat look. “why the fuck would i tell you?”

soap pointed aggressively. “you gatekeeping bastard.”

gaz shook his head in amusement. “price is gonna lose his shit when he finds out.”

“Finds out what?”

the three of them turned to see price walking in, looking mildly suspicious.

for a moment, nobody spoke.

and then, without missing a beat, gaz held out the phone. “cap. you gotta see this.”

and that’s how, in the span of one drunken night, every single one of them became your most loyal subscribers.

and then you arrived.

your first day on base was nothing special—standard introductions, paperwork, getting settled.

well for you, at least.

but for them? it was a nightmare.

soap noticed it at first.

your voice—was way too familiar. too exact. the way you spoke, the soft warmth in your tone. it sent a shiver down his spine.

gaz eventually picked up on the way you moved—the tilt of your head, the way your fingers ghosted over their skin during check-ups.

ghost, who was normally unreadable, was tense.

and price? price just sighed a lot.

none of them said anything. they couldn’t.

because if they were wrong—if this was just some wild coincidence—then they’d look like absolute idiots.

but if they were right?

then their sweet, soft-spoken angel had just walked into their lives, completely unaware that every single one of them had been on their knees for her voice alone.

and fuck, they were not prepared for that.

— Under Their Noses — Chapter One
1 year ago

FYI, y'all have my blanket permission to spam me with as many boops as you need to get those cute badges :3

FYI, Y'all Have My Blanket Permission To Spam Me With As Many Boops As You Need To Get Those Cute Badges
8 months ago

I CANT WAIT FOR MORE OP 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥

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Title: DIE 4 YOU

Pairing: Adam Raki/Duncan Vizla

AO3: READ HERE

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Summary: After taking down the Damocles organization, Duncan spends the rest of his retirement in a quiet town in the Middle of Nowhere, Montana. There he meets the only other person who lives there: Adam.


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1 year ago
Hannigram + Forgiveness
Hannigram + Forgiveness
Hannigram + Forgiveness
Hannigram + Forgiveness

Hannigram + forgiveness

1 year ago

rewatching Hannibal isn't enough anymore I need to print the script and eat it

1 year ago

I think my favorite line from Hannibal is where jack asks what level of the spectrum wills on. But instead of the actual line I say “how autistic are you will” 

what are Hannibal lines you quote on the daily? me: "I have hunger" (I think it's a Mason line), "tell me, Will", "I don't find you that interesting" (whenever I find a piece of content boring), "that may have been impulse", "I let you know me, see me" and "I miss my dogs, I'm not gonna miss you" (just randomly when I wanna be dramatic or for no reason and to the air), "bones and all?", "he's in the pantry" (not when people are in the pantry but just for no reason), "they know" (whenever they know)


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5 months ago

He wanted that cookie so bad and he got it

Who Knew Just A Little Bit Of Dick Would Fix Him????

Who knew just a little bit of dick would fix him????


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1 year ago

Will on a daily basis

Will On A Daily Basis

“Professor Graham why does Dr. Lecter call you babygirl?”- one of Will’s students probably


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