We Need The Get Ready To Rumble Guy

Omg I’ve been laughing my ass off

Meemaw rizzed up nanami 😭

“why are you tired? you haven’t done anything all day” the simple fact that i exist drains me. hope this helps

rewatching Hannibal isn't enough anymore I need to print the script and eat it

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games), Call of Duty Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Simon “Ghost” Riley/Reader, König (Call of Duty)/Reader, John Price (Call of Duty)/Reader, John “Soap” MacTavish/Reader, Kyle “Gaz” Garrick/Reader, John “Soap” MacTavish & Reader, John Price (Call of Duty) & Reader, Simon “Ghost” Riley & Reader, Kyle “Gaz” Garrick & Reader, König (Call of Duty) & Reader Characters: Simon “Ghost” Riley, Kyle “Gaz” Garrick, John “Soap” MacTavish, John Price (Call of Duty), Kate Laswell, König (Call of Duty), Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: Reader Works for KorTac, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Spy Reader, Forced Bonding, Military Inaccuracies, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Slow Burn, Slow Build, Canon-Typical Violence, no beta we die like men, Enemies to Friends, Friends to…? Maybe Summary:

After 5 years of service in KorTac, they consider you capable enough to hold yourself in solo missions. Money and freedom, what else could you ask for? But what feels like a good start, progressively starts to backfire.

10/10 would read each and every time

me writing fics: *them being domestic cuddly cute psychotically romantic and having nasty nasty sex* *remembers they're supposed to be murderers* *them killing for no reason* *back to domestic shit cuddling nasty nasty sex* *oh yeah, they're psychos* *makes Will say some weird ass line about killing for no reason* *nasty nasty sex and cuddling session*

just couple of favorite quotes about Jayce admiring Viktor’s beauty in the first chapter of “The Oathbreaker”

// written by @lesbianherald

Yes, Hannibal is a romantic but he most definitely was annoyed about the finger print stains that Will left on his glass.

I CANT WAIT FOR MORE OP 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥

Title: DIE 4 YOU

Pairing: Adam Raki/Duncan Vizla

AO3: READ HERE

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Summary: After taking down the Damocles organization, Duncan spends the rest of his retirement in a quiet town in the Middle of Nowhere, Montana. There he meets the only other person who lives there: Adam.

Stop I’m on this episode rn are yall stalking me

Gay people can never just have sex, instead they stopped mid-nut AND mid hallucination of a foursome with his therapist, ex co-worker, and his therapist's current patient to have a second, worse hallucination of an eldritch horror stag man that resembles his therapist in the corner of his room, and then bust.