Me: Ah Yes. I Have An Image In My Head Of A Glorious Mountain, The Lone Figure Shadowed Before It, Danger

i wanted some unraveled quote stickers for my laptop so i made some simple stickers using canva

[Image description: Six gifs of Brian David Gilbert. He is pale with short light brown hair. He is wearing ina dark green button-down and two watches (one tan and one brown). He is sitting in a park with greenery and trees in the background. In all six gifs, he speaks, points, and gestures emphatically about video games. /ID]

had to refrain from calling bottom (from a midsummers night dream) a ‘himbo’ on my zoom theatre meeting. shakespeare is rolling in his grave

sometimes family isn’t two kids and a mom and a dad.

sometimes family is one (1) boy detective, the grim reaper who secretly is a massive dork, a cynical elf wizard who pretends he’s not soft for his whole family, a functional 30 year old man, the 30 year old’s dog army, an elderly beach-living dwarf who runs a summer camp, the beach dwarf’s son and daughter, a gnome pilot, a distressed and exhausted leader of a nonprofit on the moon, a grim reaper who wears blue jeans, his grim reaper wife with a penchant for fire spells, a dragonborn rogue who likes doing flips, her half orc wife who likes doing flips, the actual goddess of death, the actual goddess of fate, a random dude who worked on the moon and fired the 30 year old and the beach dwarf and the elf wizard out of a cannon, and two to three cats owned by the grim reaper dork and the elf wizard.

sometimes garfield shows up.

I’ve been waiting for the perfect use for this BDG meme. I have finally found it.

FIRST PODFIC BABEY i talk waaaay too fast but it’s like 5 minutes long and it’s of @thebutterflymafia‘s incredible fic so check it out? (also first podfic in the fandom ????)

I couldn't edit this shorter than one second but I really wanted a clip of Brian's "eeeaa!" so here's this

me, suffering after eating indian food: im a disgrace of an asian, i have the spice tolerance of a white person

my younger sister: like bdg!

me: dont assign me kin with bdg. anyway, he has a korean girlfriend, so maybe that ups his spice tolerance

my younger sister: ….you have a korean girlfriend

me: i SAID DONT ASSIGN ME KIN WITH BDG

As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.

work of fiction about the end of the world and how everyones deepest fears will destroy them and you all are posting about a thotty kayaking guy and making the equivalent of rickrolls. realplay rpg campaign with a literal guy named burger and you are all writing 100k words about what if they were kidnapped and tortured and what if they all had amnesia and they are all evil secretly. God bless you all