Also Btw Peter Cheats On Mary Jane So Much In This Show Its Actually One Of My Stats

me: aw yeah look at me i learned how to use chopsticks in under three minutes im so smart :)

me four minutes earlier: ooooo look, two day old sushi leftovers!!

shout out to that person on ao3 that wrote a bkdk fic of bakugou making bread that included possibly the easiest and best focaccia recipe i've ever made, you're so hot please marry me and give me the rest of your recipes

i have two tests that i am undoubtedly going to bomb tomorrow and i had to plan my outfit around not having to say a color in Spanish and so that it's less visible when i'm sobbing over my math test :)

a running joke between my best friend (cis guy) and me (trans nonbinary) is he'll ask me to rank a group of characters/people from most to least transphobic and one time he had me rank every named character in the spiderman ps4 game. everything was going smoothly, everything correct, and then i got to screwball and had to reconcile my deep hatred for her with the fact that she is 100% absolutely trans. it was a dark day.

currently fighting every urge in my body to fall back in the sanders sides fandom. its been forever and i'm scared that the culture changed a bunch since i left but also fuck i miss that emo mother fucker

holds them gently

me, leaning across the bar and twirling my hair: so, you come here often

en dash: you've used me 47 times in this one document– please just let me die

me: if you let the dogs go in without their leashes, they're gonna run away

my mom: no they won't

a dog: *tries to run away*

my mom: i cant believe this happened

i waste my best material on here

they're literally me

It’s important they have someone to trust… 💗