The Internet Dads Strike Again

10/10  introduction

he's 5' 9 ½" guys ok

source: [Tiktok] posted Sep 24, 2023

my brother MADE THE PROFESSOR HIMSELF, built a theater, and wrote an entire original episode of puppet history based around the life of Santa Lucia for my Christmas present 🥹

edit: a couple people have asked what the plate is; that was our musical guest, Santa Lucia’s detached eyeballs! (seriously, most liturgical art depicting her has her holding her own severed eyeballs on a platter. pretty fucked up)

@wearewatcher

The Professor’s death in the season four finale of Puppet History genuinely upset me. How could Ryan “Beef Boy” Bergara do such a thing to a sweet little blue puppet who just wanted to teach history??? I can never forgive him for such crimes. Granted now that I’m caught up and have been told The Professor has made a revival of himself, I hope he gets his revenge. Justice for The Professor!

Petition to get Ryan Reynolds to play Paul Blofis in the PJO tv show. Sally Jackson deserves an exceptionally hot husband, and Ryan and Walker have such great chemistry in The Adam Project that I just want to watch them work together again. Ryan Reynolds was made to play the clueless but loving and well-meaning stepfather, and tbh if this show gets popular enough I feel like he'd be into it.

Hold fast. Brave the storm

"ghoul boys will cover everything unusual, unexplained and unhinged." oh you know this show is going to be good

Honestly same

not a single thought behind those eyes

Percy going "Grandpa (derogatory)" about Kronos

That was beautiful