Reasons To Kill Caesar (in Order Of Importance):

no offense to me or anything but what the fuck am i actually doing

“The average person thinks about the Roman Empire every day” factoid is a statistical error. Tumblr users in March -

Ah, so when Circe wants to send them to the underworld, she is amazing and helpful, but when I, POSEIDON-

There are only two genders:

Caecelius est in horto.

et

Grumio est in culina.

Ok, fine... I relent!

Metella est in atrio.

et

Canem est in via.

this image has a target audience of two people: me and @sludgecorpse

*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins

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DNI if you:

Got it from Agnes

Got it from Jim

Got it from Louise (we all agree)

Got it from Harry

Got it from Marie

Got it from me (everybody knows!)

Got it from Daphne

Got it from Joan (who picked it up in County Cork, a-kissing the Blarney Stone)

Gave it to Sheila

Got it from Francois and Jacques (a-ha! Lucky Pierre)

Got it from Edith (who gets it every spring)

Got it from your Daddy (who just gives you everything)

Gave it to Daniel (whose spaniel has it now)

Your dentist even got it (and we're still wondering how?)

Got it from Agnes

Or maybe it was sue?

Or Millie

Or Billie

Or Gillie

Or Willy (IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO!)

Got it at the club

Or at the pub

Or in the loo

And fair warning, before you follow, if you will be my friend, then I might (mind you, I said "might"!) give it to you!